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Paige Falkinburg as Diamond Dallas Page. Richard Lineback as Mr.
Chris Owen as Isaac. Steve Borden as Sting. Martin Landau as Sal Bandini. Tait Smith as Buddy King. Ellen Albertini Dow as Mrs. Kathleen Freeman as Jane King. Diamond Dallas Page as Himself. Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow. Lewis Arquette as Fred King.
Ahmet Zappa as Cashier. Chad Carr as 8-Year-Old Kid. Max Daniels as Stu. John Ennis as Stan.
Ready to Rumble manages to insult not only pro wrestlers but also their fans. Michael Buffer born November 2, is an American ring announcer for boxing and professional wrestling matches. Unless wrestlers playing wrestlers is your cup of tea, better plan on saving the pennies for the WWF's next pay-per-view special instead. In , Buffer was contacted by his birth-father, who introduced Buffer to his half-brothers after seeing him on television. Yes, film fans, there is a new worst movie of all time. On July 19, , he announced the Affliction:
Jill Ritchie as Brittany. Melanie Paxson as Wendy. Catherine Paolone as Mrs. Wendy Jean Wilkins as Gabby Boggs. Greg Collins as Crusty Veteran Cop. David Ursin as Fire Chief. Bullock as Cop No. Maryedith Burrell as Nun No. Anne Christianson as Nun No. Jody Hahn as Nun No. Marne Dupere as Nun No. Floyd Levine as Floor Manager. Pete Blincoe as Video Cameraman. Richard Karron as Sanitation Guy. Alex Skuby as Young Doctor. Tim Sitarz as Fireman Fred. Tony Pennello as Gus. Jeff Podgurski as The Chewer.
Adam Tomei as Siamese Twin No. Kassin as Siamese Twin No. Philip Pavel as Happy Young Man. Julia Schultz as Kitty. Bam Bam Bigelow as Himself. Stephanie Bellars as Herself.
Juventud Guerrero as Himself. Van Hammer as Himself. Curt Hennig as Himself. Prince Iaukea as Himself. Features cameos by lots of WCW wrestlers. Written by Greg Popil. From its glorification of professional wrestling to its non-stop scatalogical humor, it was painful to watch. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy stupid comedies as much as the next guy, but watching David Arquette acting more like a baboon than on his telephone commercials is not my idea of a fun time.
Will someone please get this guy a new agent? Courtney Cox, please read some of these scripts before he signs on! Meanwhile, Oliver Platt is completely unbelievable as the "professional wrestling champion of the world.
The only laughable part of this movie, besides the fact that it was so bad, was a hilarious crack on Michael Bolton. I admit you are at a disadvantage if you are not a pro-wrestling fan, but I would hope even The Rock would lay the smackdown on this film.
The act of watching this movie is as painful as the countless hits to the crotch the filmmakers thought were so amusing. This film is below the belt, and unless you are a big Adam Sandler fan, stay out of the ring for this one. Explore popular and recently added TV series available to stream now with Prime Video.
Start your free trial. Find showtimes, watch trailers, browse photos, track your Watchlist and rate your favorite movies and TV shows on your phone or tablet! Some countries such as Finland , Australia , and Japan were only able to see direct-to-video premiere releases of this film. After the match, the two wrestling fans humorously express their rage in their septic truck, resulting in a car crash. After this event, Gordie believes that the car crash was fate and that they should make Jimmy King once again World Champion.
Sean agrees to help Gordie, and the dimwitted duo go on a quest to put their King back on his throne. The next day, Gordie asks a friend to find out where the washed-up wrestler lives. Their friend succeeds, and they go to an unexpected-looking neighborhood. They find King's estranged wife and later his parents. The parents tell them that King borrowed their mobile home, and never returned it.
The duo find King and become over-excited. They have a conversation, and when King says that he gives up on wrestling, Gordie and Sean anger him to the point where he suddenly attacks the two boys. The boys encourage King to beat them up, which influenced him to return to wrestling. Then Gordie and Sean are knocked out when Jimmy King does his finishing move.
The two boys wake up the next day when Jimmy King drips beer on their faces. Later that day, the trio go on a road trip. Gordie sends letters to his father, who wanted Gordie to follow in his footsteps to be a policeman, but Gordie says that he will not join him in a policeman test, making him frustrated. However, if King loses, he will never wrestle again.
Sasha is impressed by Gordie, and they go to her apartment.
Jimmy King is in deep need of a trainer. They go to a local training center, where King meets his former partner, Bill Goldberg. They also find Sal Bandini, who beats up King. He is then hired as their trainer, but he is hospitalized when Sid Vicious and Perry Saturn attack him that night.
Gordie finds out that Sasha has been spying on them for Titus and breaks up with her. They take King to his wife's home, she kicks him in the crotch twice for abandoning his family.