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I now pronounce you man and I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. He "deered" to kill a King's dare. All Sherwood Forest Rapper-Dancers: Hey nonny-nonny and a ho ho ho. Hey nonny-nonny and a whoa, whoa, who. Master Robin, Is that you? What back from the Crusades?
Prepare for the fight scene! A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps Wisdom and council, that's easy.
But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things. There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered. Let's hear it for the Rabbi! Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights! Oh, my darling, I'm ready for that kiss now. But first, I must warn you. It could only be a kiss. For I am a virgin and could never Unless I were married. Or if a man pledged his endless love to me.
Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute! Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp. If you promise not to kill Robin, I shall do the most disgusting thing that I can think of.
I shall marry you. You'll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes, right after lunch? Yes, but only my body. You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul! What part of Georgia you from? Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far! Lend me your ears! Oh, darling, don't despair! For it is written on a scroll: Oh, Marian, if only 'twere me.
Oh, if 'twere you, 'twould be No ding-ding vithout a vedding ring!
Lol! How's that for a cover for you. I discovered this book in a round about way ( long story, we don't need to go there) and as a c***-up (pun most definitely. Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights has 3 ratings and 2 reviews. Pity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor.
He's got your woman, man! He's gonna deflower her in the tower! I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand and put them in my pocket. I am Asneeze, father of Ahchoo. No no no, Ahchoo is my son. Save me, save me! Hurt them, hurt them! Save them, save them, hurt you, hurt you!
Send word to one and all, and all and one I was angry at you before Loxley, but now I'm really pissed off! If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!
The key falls into the lock of Marian's chastity belt ]. It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land! This means you've always been my one true love because it's just the right size! It's not the size that counts It's how you use it! Broomhilde, there's a foul plot afoot. It's not my feet, I just washed them. But he hit the very center of the bullseye Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham, take Marian of Bahgel to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Get on with it! And do you, Marian, vow to do all the stuff I just said? How do you do do? Hey nonny-nonny and a-here we go. Hey man, tough room People of Sherwood look at yourselves! Go ahead, take a look around. Oh people of Sherwood you been had. We didn't land on Sherwood forest, Sherwood forest landed on us! What can you tell me about Robin of Loxley? Hmm, let me see. Blood of a hen!
A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile! Testicles of a newt! I bet he's a transsexual now! Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave.
He seeks to regain his family's honor. Little sod could be trouble. You want certain, hire yourself a witch! Me, I'm just your cook. Man, I hope someone is getting a video of this! I should have never worn these shoes. They just don't match my purse. You are very brave for not a homeboy.
I've been in here for a while. Perhaps I could be of service. Do you have any questions?
More English Fairy Tales. The Penguin Book of English Verse. But those feats are not what made him a hero. Testicles of a newt! Can win every archery contest in seven shires. Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes.
What are you in for? That is why he is celebrated in minstrelsy and in Hollywood movies. What outline did Maid Marian see etched against the crotch of those too tight tights? Friar Tuck wisely said that Robin Hood was an outlaw who could not be hanged. Because the womenfolk in Nottingham knew he was already well hung. You can download Apple Books from the App Store.
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