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I highly recommended this book to everyone. Funny, Clean, and Corny. Great for being the funny Dad Best Joke Book for Kids: My nephews loved these jokes in fact I heard him telling his brother a joke from the book What do cows get when they get sick Hay Fever Great joke book for kids.
If you like the torture of a good riddle, and something to take your mind off, well, real life, than I recommend this book. It's one you'll pick up and put down for a very long time, least you want your head to explode. Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories. I read the PDF version of this book and enjoyed most of the the jokes. Some are very creative. Many need to be simplified and I had to read them times to figure it out. Kids will probably get it. There are a couple jokes not suitable for children such as the joke about a puppy in Korea being dinner.
From an American standpoint it's pretty dark and I would not expect to find it in a children's book. Otherwise I enjoyed the book and I'll send some of them to my elementary school penpal.
Your child will have loads and loads of new fun knock knock jokes from this book to tell friends. It would seem like a lot these jokes appealed to my daughters sense of humor, I am sure her friends are going to hear all about them tomorrow. October 13, at April 18, at 9: May 14, at 1: April 5, at March 9, at 7: January 6, at 2: Abby birthday to you Knock-knock! December 31, at 8: Wayne drops are falling on my head Knock knock?
December 23, at 8: November 22, at 8: April 25, at 1: April 22, at 2: Abby birthday to you. April 22, at 1: October 31, at August 5, at October 11, at January 31, at 3: Because it would not be a proper joke then!!!! It is not meant as a real question!!
July 28, at 8: How do you make a kleenex Dance??? Just put a little boogie in it!!! March 28, at 8: March 18, at A, b, c, d, e, f, g gummy bears are chasing me one is red and one is blue and one is eating up my shoe now I am running for my life cause the red one has a knife a, b, c, d, e, f, g now you know the alphabet song pls send a comment back if u liked it.
November 7, at January 23, at 4: March 4, at 9: November 3, at November 30, at 6: May 3, at 8: March 10, at 4: March 6, at 9: Do want cheese with that wine………. December 4, at 8: Do you want to go to Sam Diego.
February 9, at 8: November 18, at 9: July 25, at 8: June 21, at 8: Knock knock whos there dunnip dunnip who errgh have u my 4 yr old loves anything to do with saying poo lol. HAAA made you say poopoo! March 29, at 8: January 26, at 9: July 23, at February 6, at 2: April 21, at 2: December 26, at 1: October 22, at 7: July 20, at 4: July 10, at Clean Jokes for Kids. July 3, at June 30, at 9: June 25, at 7: June 24, at 3: June 16, at 2: June 11, at June 6, at 9: Why did the skelliton not cross the road Becauce he didnt have the guts.
May 26, at 8: Whats brown, has no legs,a head and tail A penny my son is five and loves this joke. May 26, at 6: February 5, at 8: May 19, at 9: Why did the chicken cross the road? Love you Deanna xxoo. April 26, at April 24, at Hope You liked my joke!!! April 10, at 6: April 4, at 5: Ben down and lick my shoe. March 18, at 4: March 27, at 5: March 3, at 5: February 25, at 5: What are your favorite jokes to tell? Do they get a few smiles and chuckles? I would love to hear them, so please leave me a joke or a riddle in the comments below.
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My grand kids will be rolling in the floor laughing. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A hand full of sheet. As in poop The word "goose" means surprise someone by pinching them on the bottom Joke: I know my daughter will love these jokes.
November 22, at 8: From an American standpoint it's pretty dark and I would not expect to find it in a children's book. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today! Paperback , pages. My son keeps asking me to tell him a Joke Car go beep, beep!
So I will be surprising her with a few tonight. Cant wait to get home ;- Thank you so much! A bridge can only hold two people. If three people cross it at the same time, it will collapse.
One night, a king and his son cross the bridge. Phil my prescription are you a talk Show host or a pharmacist. What did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She out grew her b shells.
A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot in the corner. He starts bidding on it, and bidding on it, and bidding on it As he is going to pay for the parrot, he says, "You know, for the amount of money I am paying for this bird, I sure hope it can talk Who do you think's been bidding against you for the last hour! Hey Joy, I will work on a printable list. Thanks for the idea!
Have you checked out the would you rather questions? They are funny and printable. Heather, I thought these were cute since Gracie and Griffin like jokes so much.