Yo Mama Jokes - 555 Funny Insults: The New And Best Ones [Illustrated Edition]

Yo Mama Jokes--555 Funny Insults--The New and Best Ones (Illustrated Edition)

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You submitted the following rating and review. We'll publish them on our site once we've reviewed them. Item s unavailable for purchase. Please review your cart. Now you have it. All this chicken belongs to us now. It was awesome, and Laura and I agreed that even if we got tetanus, this chicken had already paid for himself even before we got it in her truck. Then we got to my house and quietly snuck the chicken up to my front door, rang the doorbell, and hid around the corner.

Victor opened the door and looked at the chicken in stunned silence for about 3 seconds. Then he sighed, closed the door and walked away. Two whole weeks early. Which was probably very confusing to the UPS guy, who was just trying to be polite, Victor. Victor seemed more disgruntled than usual, so I finally dragged the chicken into the backyard and wedged it into a clump of trees so that it could scare the snakes away.

Honestly, this whole chicken is really a lesson in picking your battles more carefully. Victor and I are still of course happily married and after a few weeks he got over his giant rooster aversion.

Beyonce stares at him from outside his office window. I eventually got new towels. Victor was not impressed. Now please stop yelling at me. Like Liked by 2 people. That is possibly the best purchase anyone has made ever. Keep up the good work. Like Liked by 1 person. Starrynite recently posted Every silver lining…. Like Liked by 3 people. Sheila stinginthetail recently posted Some light reading…. You really, seriously and for real, need to be my best friend.

I would love to have chicken adventures with you. But, alas, we are miles away. OMG, I love this. I need a friend like you who encourages this kind of behavior. I also want to know where you that chicken cuz my birthday is next month. New Zealanders are basically drunk insomniacs. You should drag him into your room next. Your post had me laughing out loud. I would do something like this, but probably only have the guts to purchase and install at home a 3-foot chicken of revenge. Can we go shopping? Mommy's Minions MommysMinions recently posted - Space Guy balances on a coffee delivery vehicle.

Ok, I ran across your blog from one Ms. That should settle that battle. First the tequila gun, and now a five foot chicken. It will make up for the lack of baby pygmy goats in my yard. Barbara recently posted Generic Pot. I wouldve just bought towels. A five foot cock is much more effective. I really feel like the only thing you can do is add red LED lights where the eyes are located, then wheel that thing next to the sleeping form of your husband. Where did you acquire that metal monstrosity? I am silently laughing with tears rolling down my cheeks, trying not to wake up the people who are actually sleeping right now.

I never knew I needed a big metal chicken until now. You have got no idea how bad I want a huge metal chicken. Even more than I wanted the real ones I have. Veronica recently posted Growing up and updates. How is it that I have never felt the urge to buy a chicken the same height as menuntil this moment? If you ask me Victor is going to end up loving it. In about a couple of months you should offer to get rid of it and watch him squirm as his pride and love for Beyonce battle out internally.

Lisa recently posted A weekend of chilling with the future bosses. Victor will come around. Brought tears to my eyes. Tracey recently posted Because I Feel Guilty. LMAO Also, how is it possible to have this many comments this fast after posting, this late at night? Are all your readers insomniatic drunks? I am seriously disturbed by the number of parallels between your story and my experience in grad school.

Ridiculous quantity of money spent 2. My adviser frequently threatened to cut people. In the shiv kind of way. No one appreciated the hilarity of my practical jokes. I spent entirely too much time around poultry, including chickens AND turkeys. At least one fellow student had hair like the comb on your metal chicken. Kay Bee recently posted Monday Miscellaneous. I am very glad you decided to post this, because it spawned a conversation with my husband that ended with me making this statement:.

Maybe we could all send you one new, random towel. But imagine his face when he discovered your stockpile of towel. Cassie recently posted the day my world tried to fall apart. And well, the story about the chicken is WELL worth the dollar. It kinda makes me sad that I am divorced and cannot put a giant, shiv wielding cock at the front door—ring the bell and run and hide while my husband answers the door.

The fact that a huge metal chicken can make me regret my marital status is frightening. Also, I think Victor is just secretly jealous because no anniversary gift he buys you could possibly top a 5-foot chicken. The kids still forget it sometimes though, but I blame the distraction of fireworks. I laughed out loud in my dorm when I read this part: He reminds me of my third roommate in college, who my other roommate and I accidentally made cry.

That is so fucking funny I have been crying tears of laughter for 10 minutes already. He has had to be very understanding of these purchases. Jools recently posted Please help. Oh and I think Victor is amazing for not strangling you. Maybe you should make some Beyonce Chicken cards to sell to negate the money spent on said metallic fowl.

It worked for James Garfield did it not? Louise recently posted The solemn business of naming your chicken. Bet the chicken turns a profit. This post is good for people with insomnia And people who have been camping and therefore felt crap. Kim recently posted I could have sworn I had something interesting to say. Ok so that is the funniest shit I have read in a while…needed that laugh Jenny. Omg; I want one! Definitely not chicken little…lol.

And the kids wanted to know why I was laughing and crying all at the same time. I let them read it…………………. Or maybe not as they are all males. I get it, and I love it. Thank you for sharing. On the other hand you are seriously fucking funny when drunk, high or sleep deprived. Or because of it. And also, a really great gift idea for my mother. She would die for this. Where did you get it? Jenna recently posted My Life in France.

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Mr Farty recently posted Pentland Walk. When I scrolled down to the picture of the chicken in front of the door, my coffee almost came out of my nose. Which sort of hurts. Dang, I with the fights I have with my husband were half as interesting as the ones you have with Victor. Kelly recently posted Fractal No I think I see the problem.

Marinka recently posted Young Ladrinka is Ten. You are so brilliant! You totally win that battle. Giant Chicken Beyonce rules…seriously you gave Victor such a practical gift. Leanna recently posted Whats In My Purse. You are a genius and I love you. Thank you for the chicken-at-the-front-door photo. I have not laughed that hard since you took a picture of your parents back yard.

Annadanna from Canada recently posted Not all dads are jackoffs. Koockie recently posted Got 99 problems but a drink aint one. But only because I appreciate nature. I have a habit of buying things simply because they are hilarious. Also, for Christmas my mom got me a wooden box full of tea. With a cock on it. She said she spent the longest time trying to find some sort of assortment of tea without a rooster so that she would not have to deal with me announcing that I had received a cock box all day long.

Once again, glad to be following. Ninja Mike recently posted Freedom. I would love to have a goddamned cock lawn ornament, but I worry that my king cobra lawn ornament would want to eat it can you see the headlines? The snake eats the cock?? Besides, the lawn gnomes are already stressed out as it is. It kind of looks like the good luck chickens they make in Portugal, only giant sized. Victor DOES know what a lucky man he is, right? Nobody else I know gets life lessons like this on such a regular basis. My 15th anniversary is next week, and I had no idea that the 15th is Big Metal Chickens!

Once again, your blog is both timely and informative! My husband will be so pleased. No every man wants to be given a giant cock as an Anniversary gift. And tell Victor thanks, too, for hating towles so much. Truly in hysterics over here. Like I had to wait for my breathing to get to seminormal before I attempted typing. Angelique recently posted Free to play. I just laughed so hard in the coffee shop the coffee guy asked me what I was laughing at! Still laughing very hard! Bringing home a metal chicken in lieu of towels was def not what a husband would expect. God I love this post.

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You so made my migraine better this morning. Karen recently posted Fibro Friday! I have tears streaming down my face. This is the greatest chicken story in the story of chickens. I am lmao at you two in the store causing a commotion. It is awesome that yu have a friend equally crazy enough to see the value in this amazing piece of art. Now I know better. Les recently posted The head of St Vitalis of Assisi. Make a tshirt about this, stat. I will buy it. Because I will NOT buy a chicken like that. That is one of the best chicken purchases I have ever seen! Think of the uses!

Jess recently posted Housewarming Gifts. John B recently posted things Ive learned recently cough phoning it in today. Did they have any giant flamingos? I would totally drive to Texas and rent a Uhaul if the had 5 foot metal flamingos. My wife will be so happy that, after 30 years, I will finally get this right. Can you do birthdays the same way. Jonah Gibson recently posted Darwin in Gatorland. Put me down for sending you a towel in the mail. You know, to coordinate with Beyonce. What disgruntled employee at what failing company came up with the idea for that chicken do you think?

Stimey recently posted Sam- Creative- Thoughtful- and Respectful. Victor needs to get over it. And I would totally donate a dollar towards the cause to help Victor feel better about your purchase. Also, have sent link to husband for training purposes. Be thankful we have towels, young man, and no 5ft metal chickens. Is it just me or does Beyonce remind you of the Wallace and Gromit penguin with a washing up glove on its head? Oh and Happy Early Anniversary. Sarah Peduzzi recently posted Friends- Dont forget about them.

I have a 3 foot chicken that is very similar. His name is Henry and he is perched on top of our fridge and looks down at us. The Escrow Goddess recently posted Weight Watchers just might be turning me into an alcohlic Well- at least I will be a skinny drunk. And I already have picked out my own chicken. I might get two. One in gold and one in silver. Though technically, Beyonce is a rooster. So perhaps Victor is offended that you bought him a giant metal cock for your anniversary? Anyway, nice cock, dude. All the single chickens, all the single chickens…..

Pants recently posted nails and a movie. Did James Garfield teach Victor nothing? That is one fantastic cock. Dangerboy recently posted Surviving the Life. Return it for not being able to stand, get discounted more, and buy towels with the free money. However could he compete with this gift?! Jay Lee recently posted Sun Halo — May 4- Thank you for being the ward of unwanted animal bizarrities. I needed this chicken story this morning. My did almost the same thing. They were at Burlington and saw this two ducks. The employees were sad to see them go. Xander recently posted Season of Cliffhangers.

Pepper out of my nose, wonderful. Thanks for the yucks. Jenny, I feel I should warn you about the following possibility: Leaving Beyonce in the woods outside is just asking for wasps to build nests in there. Which is fine if you never move him, but if Victor ever does decide to move him… that chicken will not only cut him, but also sting him unmercifully. Once a wasp built a nest right inside the door to my gas tank. Those Texas wasps are sneaky little things.

On the other hand, a giant metal chicken that shoots wasps at you sounds like just the sort of thing that you might enjoy. Tell me where to send the dollar and a towel. Because I have not laughed so hard and for so long… I will totally help pay off that purchase. Kendahl recently posted One of my favorite actors one of my favorite actresses how could it be bad.

Thinking about doing something like that to my fiance, just to go ahead and break him in. Also, awesome, awesome friend. Good friends make friends buy ugly crazy crap. Allyn recently posted Treasure- A horse is a horse. Honestly I think that Victor is an asshole, because only assholes see the world of huge metal chickens in a bad way. First time blg reader here. I was only able to post after I wiped my eyes with a tissue. You are my hero. I love that your sense of whimsy does not quail before a giant metal chicken.

Thanks for making another happy spot on my mental landscape. Summer recently posted gangsta style game pun. I love you have it watching him through the window. I bet he gets more work done with inspiration just a glance away. Maybe you should start writing it.

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Thanks for the ideas…pick your own battles! I so understand exactly how you feel. I once bought a very soft stuffed F. G that was sending me spiritual messages at a gas station. This post completely made my day! Happy Anniversary — Victor is a lucky man! And I would say: Where can I get a chicken? You should totally put some blinking L. Karen recently posted Wait Youre supposed to use a cell phone to talk to people.

My husband is also always bitching about towels. Holy crapper, I needed a laugh! We are full of dying grandfathers and strokey dads around my dwelling. If we had an enormous metal chicken life would be better. That Uncomfortable Itch recently posted These days. Because I really, really need to get Mister W a giant metal chicken. My husband tends to look at me funny when I laugh maniacally in front of the computer. Lynn Walking With Scissors recently posted You can thank my brother for this one….

When I have my 15th wedding anniversary in a few years, I want to go shopping with you.

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I will find a way to transport you to Missouri, so that we can go shopping for something equally as awesome as a five foot rusty sharp chicken. I think the hundred bucks you spent on Beyonce was just about the best thing you could have done. If I had a giant metal chicken…my life would be complete.

Kristi recently posted Delicious Weekend. I blogged about a giant metal chicken last week! Giant metal chickens are the new black. Brandy recently posted I believe Ive avoided being morbid. I sent this to my boyfriend. Random recently posted Have you ever noticed. This just made me laugh so hard I cried. I aspire to maybe being, one day, a vague reflection of your greatness. I brought home a distant cousin in December! I got the same reaction, except mine was at the airport. Angella recently posted Rays Of Sunshine. You are a RIOT!!! And your man must be made of steel not to have melted down in laughing fits!

By the end of this it was a 15 foot chicken! Now I must look for the 15 foot chicken for my 15th anniversary. Nah, I like cats. So it would have to be a 15 foot cat staring down at my husband. I totally would have rang the bell and hidden as well. But my husband would have probably picked it up and heaved it across the road or something, because he is easy to rattle. May you have many more. I think 16 is towels, by the way.

Polish Mama on the Prairie recently posted Pickle Hamburgers. I blame it on lack of sleep. Also … drinking a Killer Bee helps too. Come to think of it, the aldermen who voted against allowing a 4-H member to have chickens in our city might deserve a visit from mega-chicken. Carla chickmae recently posted Sooke baby! Let me tell you something dude, if You got Jenny a 5 foot cock for you guys 15 year anniversary she would lock her self in her room and punch shit.

Right now Victor I am pretty upset with your reaction, which is bad timing on your part considering our local 60 year goofy putt putt golf place just went out of business and they have shit tons of crazy huge things for sale. You better get in line man. ThePeachy1 recently posted Tell it Tuesday- Not even advice. Move the 5 foot cock into the bathroom and hang the pink towels on it. ThePittsofBeingPeachy recently posted I got honked- won 20 and no nuts were tazered.

Jenny asked me to drop by and tell you that she misses you. That second photo just made my day. Jess recently posted On RVs. My eyes are full of tears right now, from the hysterical laughter. That photo of the chicken on the doorstep is pure platinum awesomeness. And the thought of a rooster named Beyonce is even more hilarious. I had no idea you could buy a gay metal rooster that will cut you. I think you have a very grand entry way to your house. Not only is she an awesome conversation starter, she will scare away any and all solicitors you might get.

Also, Victor still owes me a better reaction. And I will collect. Oh yes I will. Your cock is colorful and beautiful! Jocelyn recently posted Thank you. This is, quite possibly, the most hilarious story involving Victor yet. So, congratulations — you now have like 15 new readers. A rooster, not a chicken, right? Who can say No to Beyonce??

Victor probably has a case of cock envy. Chibi Jeebs recently posted On body acceptance. You could position Beyonce outside your bathroom door and she could hold towels for you. Victor is a very lucky guy. Either that or he is highly medicated. And Some Google search terms. Did someone already say how this is a classic example of life imitating art? Or art imitating art? I really need to stop reading these at work! Kimberly J recently posted Happy Fathers Day! You need a tin sign that reads the sentiment. Eric recently posted Washington DC. I need a Chicken like that!

I totally have to go to Ross or those other discount places and find a chicken like this. My neighbors would HATE it and it would be awesome and win my neighborhood. Holy mother, this made my cry, it was that hysterical. When he fell in the store you should have demanded a discount because he was dented. Just like the old ladies with cans who always get in line in front of me.

Mustache recently posted His Name is Sammy Sosa. Betty Fokker recently posted Of facts and death threats. I imagine a giant metal chicken at your door is a small step down from a decapitated horse head in your bed. Andie recently posted I just had the puberty talk and the sex talk at one time and now I need a drink- thanks.

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Snarky should consider himself lucky that I mostly shop online, for clothes and shoes. Honestly I think you should just keep it at the front door like that. If only it was solar powered and lit up after dark then that would be like the best present ever. I am so excited to know that chickens are the 15th anniversary gift. And not some lame-ass towels. The chicken fund saving has begun — three full years until my own 5 foot Beyonce.

No, not a beyonce named Guy! You know what I mean. And when I start doing standup again real soon so get your tickets now! I swear I am. Jami recently posted Sharing is caring. You know, I was thinking about the James Garfield postcard project to raise money to subsidize the cost of James Garfield and I think the Knock Knock Motherfucker picture would make for an excellent line of anniversary greeting cards.

Just think of all the things you can do to this chicken such as hang plastic neon eggs from it at Easter and wrap it in lights at Christmas. Awesome anniversary gift, Jenny! Amy recently posted Im so strange even my bike needs a special pump. Rebecca recently posted Bright Moments with Becca-.

So I just spent two whole minutes trying to figure out where the bottom half of your body was in the pic of you hugging the giant cock, er, chicken. Because I need glasses, apparently. Moral of the story: I have the checkmate I need to win all arguments with my husband now. Penbleth recently posted Longest day- minus 21 years. I think you should drape one of the towels around Beyonce. Then leave the she-cock in the bathroom when Victor is in the shower.

Sarah recently posted Strange Days. I, for one, would like some greeting cards with that giant metal chicken at the front door photo on them, and blank inside. Many sentiments can be expressed via that photo: You say I never come visit, but you should be careful what you wish for; Surprise!

Victor, as usual, is possessed of an appalling lack of imagination, but then couples are supposed to be complementary, so maybe he just needs to appreciate how much money Beyonce will bring in. Jennifer recently posted Cloth diapers do not make me a better person than you.

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I have tweeted at you, and you followed me back so I felt like a celebrity for a few minutes one night. The only thing that would make it better is if I had been there in person. Keep up the good work, and Happy Anniversary! Now I want a 5-foot metal chicken, dammit! Xander could use a little surprise to come home to. Kella recently posted If I love you- I will shrink you into yarny miniatures of yourself….

I love you so much. I can not stop laughing. You totally made my day.

I want to be your neighbor, and your best friend — no both. Will you be my neighbor? And now I want that chicken! Kristi Stone recently posted Love to Dress Zulily. Oh… I forgot, where can I buy one!?!?!? This was the last post that I read last night. It is so memorable.

I had to post it on all of my social networking sites, to share the love. Thank you Jenny for making a crappy week so much better. I wish I was in Texas to experience to the joy of shopping with you and Laura. Oh the fun we could have…. I desperately need a giant rooster now…. OK, let me get this straight. Victor wanted you wet and dirty or at least not dried and clean so you went off and bought a huge metal cock? AND it can sing! Victor should be happy you showed some restraint.

And now that the demand for 5 foot metal chickens is inevitably going to skyrocket due to this post, he is probably worth more than you paid for him. SO it was like an investment. ADDGirl recently posted Oven roasted veggies- recipe tuesday. I bought a giant chicken at Pecan Street last fall and had to walk back to our booth with it. Still a drunk asshole slammed right into me and down I went onto 6th street with a giant chicken right on top of me. Bodaciousboomer recently posted If you really believe- then why is this so hard.

That was friggin hilarious. Although that might be easier if it were not 5 feet and weighing in at, say, a decent amount of pounds? And to think that I got rid of my big, metal chicken just before my 15th anniversary! Walking away from them was one of the hardest moments of my life. This might be my favorite bloggess story ever. Cindy recently posted Happy Fathers Day.

What a great way to make some extra scratch pun intended. You can post flyers advertising a private in house Beyonce concert and sell tickets. Download songs sung by chickens they exist and when people get there you can play the chicken music. I would totally go! Victor is surprisingly hard to rattle because he has a wildebeest head on his wall and some other weird animals and his father-in-law is a taxidermist. This is the kind of behavior that tells me you have a failing marriage or at least are headed for one.

If your husband was being unreasonable, then you communicate and let it go, putting the ball in his court. You should have given him time to think about it, even if that meant a few weeks of going without your towels. If I were you, I would consider some marriage counseling, focusing on healthy communication and problem resolution and compromise. I feel like at some point your response to Victor should have been: My sister sent this to me knowing full well my 9th anniversary is tomorrow. I would love nothing more than to give that to my husband!

I very rarely crack up by myself in front of my computer… But this did it. Your actions were childish, cowardly and wasteful. All you husband wanted was for you to do what he told you, how fucking hard is it for women to honor their men anymore? Oh yeh, go buy a damn chicken made of scrap metal and put it in his face to purposely piss him off. I, too, want a big metal rooster….. I am dying with laughter now.

Mandie recently posted 1 Mandie. I was having a bad day and then I came across this post and my day suddenly got so much better. I needed this laughter and whimsy. I…there…there are so many puns. Tears, down my face. Where have you been all my life, anyway? All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies Now put your hands up. This was SO funny! I just came across your blog and I am laughing so hard at this post.

I need a giant chicken on-hand just so I can pull it out when necessary! I need a giant cock in my life. And yes, you can read an insult into that. Evin Cooper recently posted Guest Post and Giveaway! You need to move him into the bedroom so that victor wakes up to the giant chicken staring him in the eyes. Plus Beyonce has a pink neck. Wow, Victor…way to be Captain Funsucker. And, to Charlie Red…..

Sort of makes me wanna get married again! Also, from now on maybe Victor should only be allowed to use the hot pick beach towels? Marriages need more humor like yours!! Hope your hubby can see the joke soon!! Wow what the hell is wrong with Charlie Red? I never understand the impulse to work up the vitrol to attach a blogger about a persona story. No one here wants to ready your comment- assmunch.

Seriously, if you ever want to get rid of Beyonce, I will gladly take her. I named him Shakespeare. In my house, only the really big ones get names. You know what I just as much as your posts? Except the Debbie Nathan Downers which thankfully are few. Scottsdale Girl recently posted Please register to view this blog…. I just laughed so hard I cried. That really did help. Dying over here I am laughing so hard. I just celebrated my sweet 16 with mr. There is a lot to it. I need that chicken. Or to have you for a neighbor so I can pay it some visits now and then.

Well the question to ask yourself now is do you want to spend your future with your chicken or your husband. Because every day he looks at it, it will fester into something that some day nobody will be able to laugh off. Where do I plan to go from here? I do feel for Victor, but after 15 years he really ought to know what this ride is all about. Just absolutely love this! Crap, my tenth anniversary is coming up in August. What the hell do I do now? A three foot papier mache pig? Bloggess, you make the anniversary gift giving standards wayyyyyy to high. Frumptastic recently posted The Suitable Alternative to a Suit.

I just snorted when I read the caption underneath the picture of the chicken at the front door. Wendy recently posted Mexico City Style Tacos. The chicken is by far more awesome. That chicken has Homegoods purchase written all over it.

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I have a paper mache giraffe that would go perfectly with it. I still have them in my car. This is absolutely hilarious!! How did I not know about your blog before this day…I cannot tell you the last time I laughed this hard and boy did I really need that today. My neighbor and I love these sorts of adventures.

We would like to know you and Laura and buy you both a drink! Maybe you will get some towels for your birthday? This is the best blog post I have ever ever read in my life!!! Suebob recently posted 50 for 50 Day Seed Savers Exchange. Now the chicken is an officially tax-deductible chicken. I have been giggling for ten solid minutes. This cock has so many hilarious possibilities! Also awesome—how many people think this chicken is going to end your marriage. Beyonce would make such a great playground toy. Except for the sharp edges. Beyonce would make such a great playground toy for obnoxious children.

Molly recently posted Non-Passive Passive Aggression. This is the best story EVER. Thank you so much for buying the chicken. Thank you and thank you! This post just keeps on giving. Thanks to you, Jenny, I now have a proper response to people who want to know why I divorced my ex-husband.

Andrea recently posted Finding My Voice. This is too epic for words. I could only hope to get such an epic opportunity for revenge. This story had me crying over my computer! I loved every minute of it! Queenofspain on twitter was talking about it with her hubby aaronvest I can only imagine how that conversation was going. This was hilarious and I swear I would keep that 5 foot chicken and I would move it around every week!

Anne recently posted Ready Or Not. Neeroc recently posted How much change is too much. Why did the chicken cross the road? To fester into something that some day nobody will be able to laugh off. And now you have a new fan. Simply because, after seeing the chicken at the door, I almost peed just a little. I think your blog went offline for a while because I sent the link to thousands of people who really, really need a laugh. My husband is in love with you now. He and I both want a giant chicken in our yard because of you.

And tell victor that towels require constant washing and drying, giant chicken does not. And the chicken can cut strangers. That baby is totally paying for itself. So after reading this, I honestly think the chicken paid for itself and then some just by the reaction and what happened in the store… I laughed and laughed and am still laughing by it all. I needed that greatly so thank you for sharing… I love it…. Howie fucking hard is it for women to honor their men anymore? Thanks for the good laugh….. Holly recently posted Week by numbers- First week of summer.

This is a serious place, and to my surprise, they find my cubicle giggles and attempts to conceal my mirth a bit distracting. This reminds me of that old parable, a cock at the door is better than one in the bushes. I might have that wrong. You sound like how my sister and I act in a store with a giant chicken.

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