Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
Are you looking for some funny teaching quotes to use for quotes of the day, a school newsletter, a teaching blog, your Facebook page, or a card that you are designing for a special teacher?
This page contains a large list of funny teacher sayings and graphics that are ideal to use for teacher publications and social media purposes. For many of the quotes found on this page, you will find 2 free downloads: JPEG- A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
PDF - A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
JPEG- A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. PDF- A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers.
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PDF- A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. JPEG - Be a pineapple.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. Blessed are the weird people - - poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours - - for they teach us to see the world through different eyes. Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day know that they'll never get them back.
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The jokes were semi funny, the quotes were truthful and the anecdotes were hilarious. It reminded me that teachers have a tough job and without them I don't know where society would be. The stories talked about cute kids mistakes, smart kids being too smart and just general funniness.
Return to Book Page. Want to Read saving…. Christmas posting dates Learn more. It was cute and well received. Don't have an account? Free Shipping All orders of To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up.
It was enlightening to see into the teachers mind. I never knew that some teachers could be so funny, angering and weird. I recommended this highly to people who are my age This was a very good book about teachers. I recommended this highly to people who are my age or teachers.
This also taught me some tricks to deal with kids. Christopher rated it it was ok Jul 28, Becky rated it liked it Mar 25, Kay rated it liked it May 30, Vicki Carter added it Nov 22, Elisabeth Hardy added it Feb 11, Ashley B added it Jul 12, Raeann Thompson marked it as to-read Sep 26, Bizhang added it Mar 04, Jennifer Christensen added it Jul 24, There are no discussion topics on this book yet. Books by Patrick Regan.