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Or when they do go, do they share the funny stories? I make eye contact with thus cute guy, look at my Grandparents who both look extremely disappointed, and a few other people are looking at me. What is pure, unbridled comedy in its simplest form? The whole "pissing in her to try and get her pregnant" doesn't exactly fit the profile of "simple misunderstanding". Out of the corner I could see my 6th grade teacher give my computer studies teacher 10 dollars. Get our newsletter every Friday! After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway.

But Tinder Poo Girl was, upside down, piece of excrement by her head, making an indelible skid-mark on the internet for eternity. Hamsters, I reckon, are pretty dumb in the grand scheme of things. Thick-headed little idiots, I rate. Stupid furry punks driven by motor impulses, tiny, puny brains entirely devoid of logic or reasoning. Little halfwits, the lot of them. What an unthinking witless case of trash, that hamster is.

Hamsters are the Insane Clown Posse of half-baked pets. If you are going to burgle some houses on a night out - each to their own - then my suggestion is that you try and come up with some sort of method for not getting caught. Then, what he did with the device beaming out his exact location at all times, was go for a quick burglary. Or five of them. Five burglaries, all nicely pinpointed with location and time data. Then back to jail, as it happens, because nobody has ever been more guilty of something in the history of the world. The man in the video above is so angry that I think, if you look closely, you can see actual steam coming out of his ears.

He is an adult, but he is saying that he is going to kill a man who also happens to be the calmest human on the planet, in the face of this screeching behemoth like a child says. There he was, in the living room of a massive party, with his tiny little dick swaying back and forth. He was kicked out, and kept coming back dancing with his pants at his ankles. He came back the next day to apologize; it was his first week being a foreign exchange student at our school. Yes, a meme was made. Rave party in a church. Some half-brown dreadlocked dude in a Jesus costume fucked a girl in the priest booth above the DJ stage.

I was outside pissing in some nice bushes when I look up and holy fuck.. Living in Washington this has never happened before. I proceeded to run inside to tell everyone but they thought I was just drunk in their defense I was, and very enthusiastic and making shit up. Friend of mine was at a party the cops busted.

It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one dude was dressed as jack sparrow.

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Got incredibly drunk, passed out, woke up just in time to see a few of the guys siphoning petrol out of the lawnmower and lighting their hands on fire then immediately dunking them in water. Passed out again, woke up to a guy t-bagging my face. My mate then took a shit in the washing machine. I had to drive down from Huntsville, AL about miles to get him.

To this day he still has no idea what happened and he still has the bathrobe. Not me, but when my boyfriend was in college, he discovered whiskey and got blackout drunk.

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My friends ripped a parking meter out of the ground and threw it off the fourth floor of their dorm to get it open. I was at a party across the street and a couple houses down from where I lived. Your mom is here! I went to the back yard where the older adults were sitting by the fire and there my mom was. Shit-faced doing jell-O shots. She yelled for me to come sit on her lap and she handed me a cup of jell-O. That was the first time I did a jell-O shot.

Guy who was passed out dead-drunk, someone thought it would be funny to hit him in the balls. Sleeping dude jumps up with ninja speed and stands in the middle of the room in fighting position, looks confused at us all laughing, mumbles something, goes back to his sleeping place and lays down.

My friend threw a party in his dorm our freshman year. We woke up in the morning and his toilet was split in half, straight down the middle. No one knows how it happened.

One of my roommates got piss drunk, walked to a grocery store nearby, purchased a frozen pizza and broke into the fire station evidently looking for a way to heat it up. What if you could live a life that would make YOU jealous? Open a page to start your day, frame a page that inspires you to keep living, share a page with a friend who needs support, or leave one behind for a complete stranger to brighten their day. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. Please enter email address We will not spam you.

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