Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future
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{Review} Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future by Kent Hill - Horror After Dark
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View all 7 comments. Jeesh, who would have thought that aliens who are always hungry for porn, have numerous sex organs, and the ability to possess and use other creature's bodies could be so much fun? I promise you will have never seen, read, or heard of anything like this before. Author Spotlight Dec 12, 0. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Comedic smut I grabbed this book because I needed a good laugh. One thing I found really off putting in this was the crude way in which the sex scenes were written, for me the tone was misogynistic and woman in the story were j The plot on this was pretty far out but started off as fairly engaging.
Request a Review Review Policy. A wildly told tale of sex, mayhem and more sex. The plot was extremely far-out and the characters were dastardly in their deeds. Some scenes seemed forced and gross for the sake of being cringe-worthy. This read is sure to bring in mixed reviews. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Thanks for telling us about the problem.
Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future
Return to Book Page. A wildly weird and profane western, loaded with lust, laughs and lunacy. Not for the faint of heart, and definitely not to be read while operating heavy machinery. Paperback , 1st edition , pages. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future , please sign up.
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This was occasionally funny, extremely imaginative, and plenty smutty. Unfortunately, it was mostly gross.
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In the end, there were just too many POOP jokes. I was wiped out by the scatalogical humor - a sentence I've never uttered before, and hope never to use again. View all 7 comments. Dec 29, Jason Parent rated it liked it Shelves: I can't believe this book gets the nod for first of There wasn't much of a plot and wha I can't believe this book gets the nod for first of There wasn't much of a plot and what was there had some holes and a whole lot of assholes.
Starting with two stars, I gave this book an extra star for the Phantom Menace joke, which I had not heard before and hope it is an author original. I then take off a half point for the analogy to witches being burned in Salem, which is historically incorrect. Oct 08, Rich Jr.
Researcher and author Kent Hill first takes us back to the turn of the twentieth century when the first movie cameras and theater projectors replaced the hand-cranked penny arcade Mutoscopes. No longer did the early peep show seekers have to be see "Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future" is a scholarly work, tracing the history of pornographic cinema back to its manroots in the American Old West, and predicting how the mucky medium might play out in the future, well beyond the twenty-first century.
No longer did the early peep show seekers have to be seen in public with their faces glued to the viewfinder of a machine with an embarrassing banner promoting "What the Butler Saw! Hill's book follows early porn pioneers Mendoza Dooblah and Badlands Meredith as they travel the new frontier of the old west, pitching tents and displaying footage that they'd captured during orgies at the previous one-hussy town. As the duo of debauchery traversed presumably heading to California to establish Hollywood, or more appropriately San Fernando Valley, as a lecherous locality , the silver coin earned at salacious screenings in one town is turned around and re-invested in the film company to organize sex-fests in the next town.
Skipping over the sleazy stags of the forties and fifties, the bushy bawdiness of the seventies and eighties, and the indecent Internet of the nineties and early twenty-first century, Hill suddenly thrusts the reader deep into the filth of the future by describing an intergalactic race of alien porn addicts, where nine out of every ten beings from every star system produce and enjoy smut. Hill's outrageous book may never make it to the silver screen, but if Alejandro Jodorowsky's "El Topo" is not weird enough for you or if Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" ain't bizarre enough for you, then I'd highly recommend that you pick up a copy of the StrangeHouse Books publication of Kent Hill's bizarro weird western novel "Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future.
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Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future has 36 ratings and 15 reviews. Melki said.. . he'd brought along his gang known as the H.A.W.K.s or the Horrible A. Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future [Kent Hill, Sean Ferrari, Kevin Strange, Gary McCluskey] on www.farmersmarketmusic.com *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Porn, it's a.
In his debut, you will find every sexual impropriety both possible and impossible, a demon with thirteen penises, gallons of shit and anal vomit from which NO character is safe from being drenched, not even the ladies , enough jizz to dissolve a mop from which NO character is safe from being drenched, not even the gentlemen , a mobile and healthy Stephen The self proclaimed 'Wolf Man', Kent Hill, saw his first novella here released through Strangehouse Books as part of their October Offensive. In his debut, you will find every sexual impropriety both possible and impossible, a demon with thirteen penises, gallons of shit and anal vomit from which NO character is safe from being drenched, not even the ladies , enough jizz to dissolve a mop from which NO character is safe from being drenched, not even the gentlemen , a mobile and healthy Stephen Hawking, time travel and Nicolas Cage, because Bruce Willis wasn't available!
Both releases are excellent in my opinion. Blob the alien comes from the future where Porn is the main currency. After an unfortunate accident his spaceship crash lands right smack dab in the middle of the Wild West. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account. Notify me of new comments via email.
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There is plenty of sex.