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Also you can feel and see them being free and finally choosing what they truly want,what they truly are. And as the other books,this one contains the sense of humor I likely want to read in novels. It comes so natural and freely,especially with Will,he is the master of jokes. I can't part this book. I enjoyed every word and chapter. The beginning was thrilling because the second book ended with a cliff,the middle also exciting because something happens and you can't help but read more and more,and the ending because it's perfection.

The best ending ever written. And I am talking about the epilogue. I don't want to spoil anything but this is the best epilogue ever written. I read it in one breath. It's the most emotional part of the whole series and it's the reality of the characters,the ones we grew up to love and respect. The story continues with the institute and the Cecily arrival. With the Magister gone who knows where with his intentions, the shadowhunters are faced with a lot of problems they don't have the knowledge to fix. Tessa,now as Jem's fiancee is still trying to know herself,and her heart.

Will she,being the last piece in the Magister's evil plan,save the Institute and her family there or be their destruction? I want to mention some of my favorite moments in this book This contains spoilers so if you haven't read the book,skip this part. I really liked when Will rides the horse up to the hills. I could visualize it with all the background,the horse running,the air pumping. It reminded me of some of my childhood animation movies and I dig those times so much. I also liked all the scene with Cecily,especially the one with her in the back of the worm.

It was a badass move,and the whole scene was full of action and excitement. And of course the scene with Tessa turning into the angel and crushing the Magister. Beside chills ,it gave me lots of joy because the madman was finally dead. Tessa is one of my favorite main characters. She is strong,determined and caring and sometimes I could see her sense of humor.

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She has developed so much and she has proved herself to be a faithful person. Also at her age she handles greatly the affections with pride and loyalty. Will has also all the great qualities a man should have,but what I liked about him was that he doesn't play the perfect innocent person. I must say the way he handled the situation with the curse was to be admired.

Also the humor,even though I can't understand why he hates ducks! Jem,as Will contains the best qualities a person could contain,and also because of that and the fact that he is dying and he perfectly handles that makes you idol this character. I was introduced to this character in the third book,but I truly like her. She is carefree and she talks without hesitations. Also she is one hell of a badass chick and the way she talks is so fun to read. I highly recommend this series to every reader out there. It's everything you wish to find in a book and gives you a new way to see the world.

I personally hesitated to read this one but now I regret only one thing,that I haven't picked this one before. I learned so much from this and for that I am truly grateful. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Preview — Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare.

Danger and betrayal, love and loss, secrets and enchantment are woven together in the breathtaking finale to the 1 New York Times bestselling Infernal Devices Trilogy, prequel to the internationally bestselling Mortal Instruments series. Mortmain Danger and betrayal, love and loss, secrets and enchantment are woven together in the breathtaking finale to the 1 New York Times bestselling Infernal Devices Trilogy, prequel to the internationally bestselling Mortal Instruments series.

Mortmain plans to use his Infernal Devices, an army of pitiless automatons, to destroy the Shadowhunters. He needs only one last item to complete his plan: Charlotte Branwell, head of the London Institute, is desperate to find Mortmain before he strikes. But when Mortmain abducts Tessa, the boys who lay equal claim to her heart, Jem and Will, will do anything to save her. For though Tessa and Jem are now engaged, Will is as much in love with her as ever. But can a single girl, even one who can command the power of angels, face down an entire army?

Danger and betrayal, secrets and enchantment, and the tangled threads of love and loss intertwine as the Shadowhunters are pushed to the very brink of destruction in the breathtaking conclusion to the Infernal Devices trilogy. Paperback , pages. The Infernal Devices 3 , Shadowhunter Chronicles 8. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Clockwork Princess , please sign up. I loved this entire series, as well as the mortal instruments series, and now that I've finished both, I don't know what to do!

I want to start a new series but I have no idea where to begin looking. At the end of the book, the author never explained the star on Will's shoulder. Did I miss anything? In the mortal instruments the inquisitor recognizes jace, as a herondale, i guess because he has a star shaped birthmark cuz Tessas …more Omg!! In the mortal instruments the inquisitor recognizes jace, as a herondale, i guess because he has a star shaped birthmark cuz Tessas necklace burned will herondale on him as did jace father and the herondales before him, that's why it was mentioned!

See all 51 questions about Clockwork Princess…. Lists with This Book. Also warning that the comments of this post now have spoilers. I'm also going to start posting spoiler fan art there so keep away from the comments of this review until you finish reading. You can DM me to discuss the spoiler stuff. But keep calm Jessa fans and wait for the epilogue: I don't know whether to love it or hate it.

I mean it feels like a cheap ploy to keep both sides happy but I feel like I should just be happy with that. The epilogue is a Jessa shippers dream come true! But even though it is technically a happy ending I was balling my eyes out through the entire book. I mean Jem was so sweet, adorable, loving, selfless and perfect!!!

He didn't want anyone to get hurt over him and just loved with all his heart. He is seriously like the most perfect character ever. I cried when he found out about Will's feelings and said he would have broken off the engagement. I cried when he said that he wanted Tessa to grow to love Will. I cried when he said he wanted to see Charlotte's baby. I cried when he said silent brotherhood was his only choice. Then I really seriously balled my eyes out when Jem said goodbye to Tessa and Will. They had to live without him?!?!!? Then I as so happy during the epilogue that I cried some more.

Finally years later he gets to have a happy life with Tessa!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if we will get to see him and Tessa together in The Mortal Instruments?! Or The Dark Artifices?!?!?! I'm still kind of confused by the timelines of all this?! I believe Mortal Instruments is and the epilogue was so maybe a chance for Dark Artifices?!

So things that did piss me off. And then at least after that they took time but I thought it was because Will was giving Tessa time to grieve and himself time to grieve but really he was just scared that Tessa wouldn't love him like she did Jem?! Well of course not because Jem is so much better than you! But whatever Will died and now Tessa is with Jem!!!!!

Over all her lifetime with Will and 71 years after his death she still never stopped loving Jem or wearing his necklace!!!!!!!!!!! He looked at her with a light in his thin face that made it more beautiful. But we already are engaged. I do not thing on can get engaged twice. A time when you are well and everything is perfect. In all the world, you are what I love the most. That no one else would hear or own. And I am not good with words, so I wrote how I felt about you in music. And it was beautiful. I have loved you. I always have, and I always will.

Tessa reached to brush the damp hair from his forehead. He leaned into her touch, his eyes closing. Like my parents before me. It does not mean I hate my father. But I honor the gift they gave me, the blood of the Angel, the trust placed in me, the vows I have taken. Nor, I think, would I make a very good vampire. I would rather die and be reborn and see the sun again, than live to the end of the world without daylight. His eyes softened slightly. For a moment, they were in perfect understanding. Jem was what they could still look each other straight in the eye about.

On the topic of Jem, they were both fierce and unyielding. Tessa fought to keep the look of shock from her face. His pupils were blown out, his irises a thin ring of silver around the black. He had told her many violinists used a shoulder rest, but he did not: Not for their own sakes. I can make inquiries. Track down some of the more unusual shipping routes. He will die anyway. Swoon for Jem http: I am freaking out over the one little teaser from this book And the gold of her ruined wedding dress. They better get married! View all comments. This book was undeniably flawed, but you will definitely get what you came for: There's so much love that sometimes you're like: It ends the same way it began.

What I didn't like: By the way, here's my pre-review: Wouldn't you pay a thousand JEMS to know. That awful pun was almost as groan-inducing as the love triangle itself. I mean c'mon lady-- could you make it any more predictable? Part of the problem is that everyone read: But dare I ask the question; Why is Jem the inferior love interest? How she can turn people into little slimy things?

Who knows, maybe one day she'll turn all twilight fans to mush right before my eyes OR take away Bella's voice so that she can't whine anymore? Ahhh the possibilities are endless I love these books. I just hate love triangles on principle. My poor heart has never felt this way after finishing a series; I had no idea it was possible to feel such tempered happiness as well as such overwhelming grief for everyone involved.

Many of the things I thought might happen, did--and yet it doesn't change my fierce love and admiration for the way everything unfolded. THIS is how a love triangle should be written, in a way that preserves the honor of everyone involved. There isn't another series out there that has ever managed to handle one wit My poor heart has never felt this way after finishing a series; I had no idea it was possible to feel such tempered happiness as well as such overwhelming grief for everyone involved.

There isn't another series out there that has ever managed to handle one with such love and kindness and respect. I don't know how to stop! My puny human heart wasn't meant to process such epic love stories. If you're considering reading the Infernal Devices series, I wrote a real review for Clockwork Prince here , which is book 2. It contains no spoilers, even if you haven't read the first book.

Feb 02, Jesse JesseTheReader rated it it was amazing. I could've never possibly predicted that ending. Even when I thought I knew what might happen, I had no idea. I'm so overly impressed by this trilogy. View all 43 comments. To be continued when I can read in one sitting. View all 45 comments. Jan 30, Beth rated it it was amazing Shelves: You are lucky enough to have found two.

I will never ever stop loving this series. That epilogue, just everything. I remember this book being good. BUT the second time it was just wonderful. I can honestly say a book has never ever made me feel like this has. For the final book i "Most people never find one great love in their life. For the final book in The Infernal Devices series, I have never been so happy. Everything about this was perfect. I laughed, I cried, I cried some more, I had goosebumps, it just overall made me feel something! Will, Jem and Tessa I just love these three so much, I feel like we've been on such a journey, so many ups and downs but we finally made it!

How could three people who cared for one anther so much cause one another so much pain? Okay firstly, I love the friendship between all three of them. The fact that Jem is always there for Will whether he is wrong or right. That Will is always there for his Parabatai if he is ill. There is so much love between them both that just makes something so special. I enjoyed that there was no jealousy between the three and that they all loved each other equally.

On my first read I was always Will, I still am. However I can now say I do have a soft spot in the shape of Jem. I realised how much he cares for Tessa and Will. I loved how he treated Tessa and always tried to do something special for her. Whereas Will he loves her fiercely and I wish we'd had the chance to see it a lot more! I need more of all three of them please. Charlotte and Henry once again, such lovable characters, I'm still laughing about the middle name!

Charlotte is the mother type, and I think a role needed to be set in this! I love how she is head strong and does what she believes is right. Henry is so supportive and I love his little quirks. I think the relationship between these two in this book is so much more than what it was. They both know how they truly feel and it is honestly so heartwarming reading about them both together. I can't stop picturing Henry as this man with ginger hair with explosions all around him!

At times I felt so sorry for Charlotte, simply for the fact that it is very much a "mans world" however she is who she is and she stood her ground! Gideon, Gabriel, Sophie and Cecy ahhhhhh. How do I keep this so I don't go into full on babble mode? Okay firstly I loved the pairings of these. The moment that Sophie realised about them Scones.

I couldn't cope from laughing! I love how Gideon is the calm to the storm and is so reasoning and so gentle. Sophie makes me slightly weak with how much I like her as a character! Gabriels relationship with Cecy was actually adorable, I couldn't remember whether or not I liked him. I guess he's not so bad! There were so many funny moments with this group and I can't even begin to name them all. I don't think I've ever liked so many characters! It was always something that amused me throughout even when I was on the verge of tears.

Magnus's response to that was just so adorable! I always love to hate someone! I don't know why I do it to myself. You get a peak into what has happened over the years, I couldn't even explain why. Well I could but you know It honestly broke my heart but in a lovely way What I didn't like? The Infernal Devices are without pity.

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The Infernal Devices are without regret. The Infernal Devices are without number. The Infernal Devices will never stop coming I'm sad that it's over until my next re-read, but I have loved every moment! I'm also sorry for my numerous updates, I just can't help myself when it comes to The Infernal Devices!

Speaking of letters, I loved all of the letters throughout, we got to see a look in to how the corresponded and different perspectives from other characters. My Tessa - So many people getting their just desserts: To see her character grow from strength to strength and do what is right even though others thought she couldn't I just loved it - Will reading to Tessa in a time of need - Any mention of worms - I've said it earlier, and I'll say it again.

Clockwork Princess - 5 Stars! The Infernal Devices Manga Reviews: View all 47 comments. Sep 12, Nick rated it it was amazing Shelves: You can find the full review and more about this book on my blog! I have been so caught up You can find the full review and more about this book on my blog! But you are tied to the story as if being dragged behind a carriage and you cannot let go or turn the course aside. I do not want to sit by while tragedy comes for us.

I would turn it aside, only I struggle to discover how that might be done. For you to be my eyes when I do not have them. For you to be my hands when I cannot use my own. For you to be my heart when mine is done beating. You have found two. Not to be loved or not to be able to love: The words of the poem had never seemed so fitting: Forever and ever, my brother, hail and farewell.

For this I would have given up everything. Will Will has also all the great qualities a man should have,but what I liked about him was that he doesn't play the perfect innocent person. James Jem,as Will contains the best qualities a person could contain,and also because of that and the fact that he is dying and he perfectly handles that makes you idol this character.

Cecily I was introduced to this character in the third book,but I truly like her. View all 97 comments. This review is also on Living for the Books I can't believe it's over. This series has been one of my favorites for the past couple years and it's always been in the back of my mind. So now that it's over I'm not sure what to do with myself. Guess I'll just have to read some more books. I'm going to try to make this as spoiler free as possible. But you are tied to the story as if bring dragged behind a carriage, and you cannot let go or turn the course aside.

There was no way this book could have ended without some sort of heartbreak. And believe me the ending was so heartbreaking but also so sweet. The characters were absolutely amazing and so realistic. I cared about all of them which is very rare since I'm kind of picky about the characters I like. But all of them were unique and had their own story that made them who they were.

After risking so much, I was so glad that most of them got their happy endings. The love triangle in this book is how a love triangle should be written. Many books have love triangles but most of them are nothing like the Will-Tessa-Jem love triangle. Loving both guys is just a recipe for heartbreak. The relationships between all the characters was also another part of the book that I love. Will and Jem's friendship made them like brothers and it was so heartbreaking when Will or Jem would think of when they were children or the adventures they had.

I sobbed whenever Will thought of the first time he met Jem. Even though Tessa can't fight like the Shadowhunters she's still powerful in her own way. I loved how she was so determined and willing to give anything to protect the people that she loves. I'm definitely going to miss her as a main character.

Clockwork Princess was a much darker read than the other two books in the series. Despite that, the book had me laughing. Not as often as in the other books but the little bits of humor were perfectly timed. The sarcasm in all of Cassandra Clare's books never fails to make me laugh. The ending was actually very satisfying even though I was crying so much I couldn't even read the page. I totally called who Brother Zachariah was but I never would have guessed the twist at the very end of the book.

When you read this book I highly recommend keeping a box of tissues close by just so you're prepared. Now I must say goodbye to one of my favorite series and the characters I have come to love. Before reading Dear Tessa Choose Will! You obviously love him even if you won't admit it! I do think that you love Jem but not the same way you love Will.

Just remember that Will loves you and you are tearing him apart! I would be happy as long as you don't end up with Jem! View all 85 comments. I officially died and went to heaven when I finally got this book in my hands. And it was freaking amazing. Everything about this book was perfect, and it ended absolutely perfectly.

And it was SO. I couldn't handle the level of sadness. Even so, still perfection. View all 22 comments. Sep 15, Melanie rated it it was amazing Shelves: I actually think the epilogue in this book is now my favorite of all time. Like, that is som 1. Like, that is some praise, friends. This book made me so happy, and so sad, all at the same time. But I think the ending was perfect, absolutely perfect.

Love is really the focal point of this entire book. Love can be messy, and complicated, and even cause you hurt and pain, but it is always worth it, and it is never wrong. Seeing Will, Tessa, and Jem love each other, so unconditionally, is something that moves to me to tears just writing this paragraph.

And even though I think they totally should have been in a polyamorous relationship, I think that the depiction of their messy, complicated, and even hurtful and painful love was so expertly done. I might have been weeping, but I was also swooning, my friends.

The only three minor complaints about this book! Josiah Wayland, the dick were just boring to read. I know they were very important, I just never really got enjoyment from reading them. Lastly, people always complain about this with other YA authors, but Cassie Clare also literally pairs everyone off together in her books.

Especially since this series really focuses so much on themes of the importance of found families. But the rest of my review is going to touch on a couple key things that happened in this book and things that have happened in previous books, so please use caution reading the rest of this review if you have not read this book and its predecessors! Her and Magnus both just tug at every heartstring I have. But I love her character, I loved her growth, and I even loved her struggle to be enough, to be loved, and to be happy. Every year, Tessa, on one day, I will meet you on that bridge.

I will come from the Silent City and I will meet you, and we will be together, if only for an hour. But you must tell no one. Music means so much to me, and the power, healing, and love that it creates really does transcend everything. My sweet, kind, unconditionally loving, boy. Of the girl who had hit over the head with a water jug the boy who had come to rescue her, and how he had fallen in love with her in that instant. And not to make light of the situation, and I do think it is important to see some beloved characters move on, but I would have so gotten bit by a vampire.

Like, these shadowhunters are wild. Her heart is so big, and she always finds even more room to love others. Such a great character. Did it surprise you all? I mean… I knew Henry had red hair. I mean, I should have guessed. But how perfect is that lineage marker? Easily one of my favorites of this trilogy.

But I really did love the addition of Cecily, even though I see many of my friends did not. Magnus really is my favorite from this entire world, and he proves over and over how selfless he is time and time again. And it truly makes the perfect connection to everything him and Alec are going through in The Mortal Instruments.

But I think he did a good job at showing us how abusive people will do anything to get their way; even lulling you into a false sense of security. Nothing really else to say. Overall, I loved this book with my entire heart and soul. Yet, I will say that I think she gets better and better as a writer, and everyone promises me more fae in The Dark Artifices so we will see!

The Full Story forever! View all 68 comments. So I have read the book. Now, I'd feel really bad if I had to deleted the whole what-the-fuck-is-gonna-happen conjectures I'd written in this 'review' before reading it, so I'll just put everything into spoiler. So if you haven't read the book yet, you can open the spoiler as it's not actually a spoiler but only a list of my thoughts BEFORE reading the book.

We team up with Will! It kind of looks like Megan Fox, there. I think it does. Anyway, it has a cover. Tessa, this song is for you, darling. From the bottom of my heart. I only use "fucking" to underline the concept. This one is much more fucking difficult and has got me pulling my hair out trying to decipher it. Brother Zachariah seems to be more open to talk than the other Silent Brothers. He tells Maryse he had a life, and he would have risked it for the people he loved. It's either Will or Jem. There's no real explanation, because there could've been hundreds of other Shadowhunters who corresponded to that description, but here Cassandra Clare is clearly sending us a message so we're taking it.

Maryse mentions the fact that his eyes are covered, so she can't see them. I didn't even expect to be able to. By now I know Cassandra Clare better. His eyes are blue, a blue so dark that it's almost black, and I figured they would attract attention. So I was like, if Maryse can't see his eyes, they're probably Will's. Because blue eyes like his are so much rare than Jem's dull brown one. I figured Jem would've found a way to get back to normal.

Otherwise he wouldn't have been able to survive that long, would he? Not to mention that his pale skin would be noticeable. But then I slapped myself for being such an idiot. They're fucking Asian eyes. I'm still on brother Zachariah. Despite my earlier suspicions that we was indeed Will, I'm starting to think that maybe it's Jem. At nearly the end of the book, when I-can't-remember-who asked him if there had been people he really cared about in his life, he replies that he would have risked his life for TWO PEOPLE.

And here you're saying, "well, so what? I would've risked it for Tessa and Jem. Unless he's a total monster, he also has a sister to care about. Or maybe his sister dies. And that is a maybe. Because after that there would only be two people to protect. If he really is Brother Zachariah, then Jem would've been long dead before that. Oh and by the way, they said Brother Zachariah has a chiseled cheekbone. Didn't Will have a chiseled cheekbone?

Or was it Jem? If Jace had come from Cecily's line, then he wouldn't have the Herondale name. She's a woman, so he would assume the father's name.

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Otherwise it could be Will's. But if he was, then Will couldn't be Brother Zachariah. But maybe Will and Tessa ended up together, and had children because maybe Tessa was some kind of special warlock , and Jem became a Silent Brother? Though there still is something unclear about it: Why do the Lightwoods have Will's features black hair blue eyes , and Jace does not? I would say that maybe Cecily ends up with Gabriel or something.

That way, hte Lightwoods would inherit her features, which are also Will's. I don't know what to make of him. Because he has the surname. But I don't know how. Will and Tessa are completely different from him: I still have to understand what the hell's that book doing in Valentine's apartment, but that'll come in time I guess. What I'm mostly interested in is what Will wrote on it. Let's quickly review the story in the book: Charles Darnay [aka Jem aka the boring one don't glare at me, Clary said that u. Lucy decides to marry Charles, while Syndey still loves her.

In the end, Syndey decides to sacrifice his life to save Charles', and dies. Lucy and Charles live happily ever after. I would add "with a daughter", but that hardly seems fair since poor Tessa can't have children So yeah. That is pretty much the story, ignoring all the "irrelevant" events, since we're only concentrating on the romance here.

So here's the thing: Knowing Cassandra Clare, I would sadly opt for c or d. Especially reading that "the ruined gold of her wedding dress" line that has us all on the edge. But wait, I wasn't finished, was I? I was still analyzing Will's words. So, "with hope at last. But that wouldn't seem right.

Couldn't he just say it face-to-face instead of writing it in a book? It doesn't make sense. OR it could mean that he too dies, with hope at last that everything will be okay? That too seems too forced. I can't see any other interpretations for that sentence, and I've been babbling for about half an hour, making this review so fucking long, and the book isn't even out yet. So I' guess I'll stop.

I still have to read the teasers for City of Heavenly Fire and the letter from Stephen to Jace, so maybe I'll have more to say after that. So scratch my point "e". It's all useless now. In case you don't have a tumblr account, this is what Cassandra Clare just posted on her profile: OR, as afore-mentioned in one of my theories, Jem will die and Tessa and Will will be forever separated because they won't have the guts to get together after that.

But if it's Will.. It can't be Will. But what if it is? Of course, thinking about it, it could be about anyone in the trilogy. I focused myself on Will and Jem solely because I love them too much to see either of them dying. Why do authors necessarily have to do this? Posting such snippets and then leaving us wondering for another six months, I mean? That is really too cruel. Once again Cassandra Clare has left me speechless. And this time I'm not sure in a good way. Are you for real, Cassandra? I don't even know how to rate it.

Throughout the whole book I thought this was going to be perfect but then that epilogue fucking killed me. It's like I always saw the characters and the story under a certain light but with the events of the epilogue everything has changed. How could you be with Jem after Will? That's what bothers me. Jem was kind, and he was a really good person but you just CAN'T. Tessa loved him as much as she loved Will. You just can't do that. I'm pretty sure if Jem had never made a move with Tessa, she would have just regarded him as friend.

It's Will who had her heart since the very beginning and it's Will she still kept thinking about when she was engaged to Jem. If she'd been with Will, I highly doubt she would've been thinking about Jem the same way. Team Jem, tell me, am I wrong? Even if some people hated him. Even if some people thought he didn't deserve her or vice-versa.

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When Maurice corrected this "Maur-ees" , Charles would launch a more devastating putdown. On one occasion, Barry calls him out on it with the reasoning that he's no longer fat. There was an instance on True Capitalist Radio during Twitter shout outs where someone tweeted with the name " Adolf Ghostler ".

Ghost reacted as you'd expect , and since then it became a common and effective trolling tactic to intentionally refer to him as "Ghostler" though the effectiveness started to wane over time, but never completely disappeared. Then in one episode Dave's young son walks in Nicely done my friend!

Dave starts laughing NOOO! Rome did, and Everett flipped over the table and knocked Rome out of his chair, as seen in this video. Many Rome detractors regard this as a Moment of Awesome for Everett. Since that incident, Rome regularly disconnects callers on his radio show who do the same thing to other male athletes. For years after Muhammad Ali changed his name from Cassius Clay, many people still refused to call him by his new name: Ernie Terrell was one of them, and in in the fight known as the "What's My Name? It is regarded as one of the few times Ali actually cut loose and showed unbridled ferocity in the ring.

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Oscar Bonavena got the same treatment for the same reason. Michigan State fans tend to refer to their arch rivals, Michigan, as "scUM. In the conversation that follows, he starts referring to Sabin as "Mr. Thou", to Sabin's annoyance. When Karin recruits Eyrios in Fire Emblem: Thracia , she decides that he would not be so stuck-up if his name was more ordinary-sounding, and thus calls him Olson much to his displeasure.

According to one of his flunkies, he tends to give people the name he thinks they deserve. He even calls Ebisumaru Antonio once. JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain has Polly, the bratty child villainess , repeatedly referring to the robot Botley the game's Exposition Fairy with insulting rhymes of his name, such as "Snotley" and "Potley". Linebeck, of The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass , calls Link and Ciela by any number of degrading nicknames rarely the same one twice right up until they head into the Very Definitely Final Dungeon — whereupon he admits that he envies Link's heroic resolve.

After a moment, Ciela realizes he's finally used her name.

King pronounces the protagonist's name in a new way every time he says it. A conversation with NV Shacker reveals he does this with everyone and notes that because he pronounced it right 1 in 3 times, he thought he was on a fast track to a promotion. Scara seems to do it out of mockery. It is definitely deliberate. Trestkon calls him out on it when he uses the correct name when stressed or uses a wrong name he has used before, to which Scara responds with a new one. Coach Oleander uses this to mock Razputin in Psychonauts.

Is your name Joey? Cause I'm gonna call you Slowy Joey. That's not my name. I can't hear you, you're talking too slow. Okabe in Steins;Gate loves to call Kurisu "Christina" probably due to the fact that "Kurisu" is exactly how one would render the name "Chris" in Japanese, albeit in katakana instead of kanji much to her annoyance. So much so that she's pleasantly surprised when he doesn't. He also does this occasionally with Daru, calling him a "suupaa hakaa" usually rendered in subtitles as "Super Haker" instead of a "suupaa hakkaa" "Super Hacker" , which Daru is always quick to correct.

It's a very subtle difference, with only a glottal stop separating the intentionally incorrect pronunciation from the correct one. Take care of yourself, alright? Strong Bad of Homestar Runner is quite fond of this. I made a mistake! A few SBEmail senders have turned the tables on Strong Bad; the email in "bottom 10" is addressed to "Weak Bad", and the email in "road trip" is addressed to "Fatty Bad". The robot eventually catches on, though it continues to be startlingly ineffectual at killing anything whatsoever.

In Consolers , Microsoft refers to his competitor Apple as "Crapple" at times. This same mistake has occurred on the boards, amusingly enough, unintentionally. A later strip in which she actually thinks Justin is named Jason implies either Diane genuinely misremembered Justin's name and was just apathetic about correctly remembering it or her misnaming was in fact malicious but has since forgotten that fact. Cinna calls Muneca "Doll" and every thinkable variable of this - idiot doll, berserk doll, Doll-Rex, and so on.

Cinna calls Kathy, who has a really bad case of acne and big teeth, "Miss Pimples", "Miss Bucktooth", and "Pimpleface". Yes, Cinna is a mature woman. When they were younger, Walky called her "Billie" because she apparently hits like a boy. It's probably out of sheer apathy because Kashaw is such a grump , but he does get it right at the end. Played for Laughs on the blogging site Tumblr , where a popular meme is to turn Benedict Cumberbatch 's name into the silliest phrases possible while still being able to tell who they're talking about.

Very rarely does she get his name right.

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