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Want to talk to Uncle Joe, need to see Molly, have to tell you something special, etc. Told him I'm 25 with a child that drives me crazy LOL. My parents don't have such breakables, never have! Some days, there are more important things on the schedule than bath time. I was lucky my husband knew how to do it when our first child was born, coz I didn't!

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My goal is to raise a thoughtful, responsible, independant young man I had to go back and say sorry to a few of my friends, that had children a few years before me. Even though they had no idea why.

It was not until I was a parent that I could understand the realities of being a parent. It's worth the mess to see the satisfaction of their job well done! Not because I'm a sore loser.

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I remember those days, vaguely in the back recesses of my memory LOL. She was laughing really hard. It was so cute. Hey Mum, the story is not like this!! You may die of a misprint. Naked people have little or no influence on society. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2, gods whereas they are skeptical of 2, gods.

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I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. She changes it more often. I have erased this line.

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There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. Then I want to move in with them. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. Depression is when you lose yours.

I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. They try to kill and eat you.

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Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. So far, so good. On this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic day and many I like this poem. It reminds me of my best friend. Her name is Michele.

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I would do the same with her, except jumping off somewhere because we are both scared of heights just a little. Willis the cowpoke rode into town On his Old Jugs, just horsing around. Down highway 26 he rode Old Jugs To the local saloon for a few chug-a-lugs. It takes a friend to pick you up when you fall, It takes a good friends to pick you up and wipe away the tears Dear best friend, I love you till the end and will never stop loving you. You are there when I need you, and I'll be there too.

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We might fight, but that's ok. Just know that I will always be If someone asked what's a best friend? I'd have to say someone who's there 'til the bitter end, someone who listens when times get hard, someone who'll tell you your fella's a jerk. My Friend is special to me, her snoring sounds like a bee, her name is Fay.

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