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I actually was really hyped to see this movie until i read this. March 18, , 1: How can you deny it? March 18, , 2: That was just out and out fucking disturbing. And this is one of the more powerful men in Hollywood? What I did see before I could look away suggests possible insanity and really compromises the cred of the AOTC review. This was just obscene. Why does everyone seem to be in a race of political correctness?

For crying out loud Blade 2 isnt forrest gump or driving miss fucking dasy As such it is perfectly reasonably to use one to illistrate the other I strongly suggest that if you found Harrys review offensive you seriously think of joining some kind of organised religion I felt violated reading that Say Harry, did they leave in the autopsy sequence? The botched decapitation too? It instead immerses us into what can only at least at 2: Between this and that "AICN Hottie" debacle in the Coaxial section a couple weeks ago, well, somebody tell "Head" pun intended Geek to go piss in a cup.

March 18, , 3 a. If you intended to shock everyone I reckon you pulled it off March 18, , 3: His excitement for and about this film got him to the point of equating it with a sexual act. Are we so Victorian in our mores that any graphic text on the subject of sex causes us to faint or feel short of breath?

Oh, wait, I forgot these reactions are coming out of talk back, where you have to set your I. Him get excited about film. Him compare film with clit-licking. Him not evil, just excited. Wrongness in eye of beholder. Anyhow, my opinion on the subject of whether or not Harry erred is this; No, he did not. He can do whatever the hell he wants.

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March 18, , 4: The film is over the top, but that was the point. Wesley Snipes should know that his film will make plenty of cash, but I actually wouldn. This guy is either completely whacked out of his mind on something, simply lost it all together or is simply a pathetic creep and has been all along. What a train wreck. Visions of himself as Pacino in Scarface or sitting around a table with a bunch of montley scumbags in a Tarantino movie.

He is sitting there typing this He thinks it is going to come out looking cool. He has more people hitting his website for the first time than ever before because of his book, posts a review of the next Star Wars movie on one page What we see here is the dark side of a culture We wanted him to surprise us and show his critics wrong. Hell, folks here in Austin were proud to have him. What a fool, what a clown. What makes a man, dignity, courage, honor, respect? If Harry is indeed a man or even just what passes these days for a decent human being We will be expecting a REAL heartfelt apology by this evening.

There is nothing shocking or contraversial about this review. We all knew it was coming based on many of his other lame attempts at "creative" writing. March 18, , 6: All you have to do is tell us whether you like the movie or not! What a great review! March 18, , 7: This review just proved it.

March 18, , 8: So, OK, can Moriarty give this one a whirl? March 18, , 9: I never thought it would happen to me Harry, time to meet some real women and go re-take your high school health class. What a crappy review. Passion for a movie or a director is an admirable quality. But Harry, someone ought to wash your mouth out or rap your hands really good with a ruler. Being dirty for the sake of being dirty is a tired old routine, and incredibly juvenile as well.

The real feat to conveying passion felt for a movie or a director is keeping your pants zipped up the entire time, Sr. But then again, what can you do when you have one hand on the keyboard and another on your crotch? Hero worship is a dangerous thing Harry. How many times have people had to listen to you anally pleasing directors that did not think you were a fat geek, only for us to find out that their films were poor?

Try a new approach, one that does not see you stuck in the pockets of Hollywood, and fluffing for the film crews. This review reminds me of something Walter Moers wrote in"Sch. That was just embarrassing! Although I generally like this site, every once in awhile Harry really makes himself looks foolish fawning over The Phantom Menace, a horrible film, or begging for presents on his birthday are two examples. That review really takes the cake however. Cunniling0 - Latin for "he who licks the volvo. I mean, which movie would you rather see?

Where in the characterizations drew deep from an emotional core to portray reality in a harsh yet brilliant light. The director is the tongue. I hate all the preamble on how buying that box of jujubes at the consession stand reminded you of your first bicycle without training wheels which put you in mind of your childhood as you watched "Field of Dreams 2: Some people will be repulsed. Some will be enticed. First things first, the review was awful. Not for the actual language. It was childish, immature and eally just unimaginative. I can hear this tired crap from preteen Eminem wannabes on the street.

This has nothing to do with political correctness. Seems freedom of speech has been co-opted by the irresponsible and immature, a rallying cry for the uneducated and ignorant to shock for the sake of shock. Freedom comes with a responsibility, as well as actually having something to say. Still and always, The Mick. EW may feel they made you and that they can now take you down Harry, you really need to STOP writing meandering crap and write real reveiws That would be a good review, not this piece of crap you wrote for us. Or am I thinking of somewhere else? Is there a similarly named site that actually reviews films using mostly English words written so that they make some kind of sense when read from left to right and top to bottom?

You people have no imagination, and your criticism barely masks your low self esteem and presumably unattractive appearance.

Jesus, I have to go wash my eyes out with Drain-O now No, actually I was not offended by your review. I just wish it had told us a good deal more about the film. Like how well actors perform in it, how good the story is, how good the SFX are, how good the script is, yadda-yadda-yadda. You know, the usual. There are all kinds of sexual activity that result in orgasm. Such a high-bandwith post of such asshole proportions seriously, that is an asshole thing to do, describing the entire movie with no forewarning was bad enough March 18, , 5: Well, that was interesting.

However, having read this transcript of Harry busting a nut into his bermuda shorts, I must say that my interest in seeing this movie is now LESS than zero, if such a thing is even possible. Now hey, maybe this review really spoke to some of you. To me, it was simply another example of Harry giving his friends props.

Hey, anybody can get laid when he has money practically falling out of his ass. No skin off my nose, either way. When you open your own movie review website, you can write your reviews any way you choose. Jesus, some of you are starting to sound like those Washington whiners who want to fine the studios every time somebody says "fuck" or lights a cigarette. Grow the fuck up. Harry can write his reviews any way he wants. Stop coming to the site, you bunch of idiots?

Or maybe, just maybe you enjoy hating Harry. It gives your life meaning. You write what you what when you want how you want. There are an awful lot of jealous people in the world who wish they could have turned THEIR hobby into a career. It totally makes me not want to see the movie. Swear words and juvenile talk about oral sex stopped being funny to me somewhere around 6th grade.

Blade II, was it any good, did it move, how were the visuals, how did the Reapers come off? The previous talkbacker was correct, Blade II has been ignored by the major media outlets. The poorly written sex fantasies of a 30 year old who should no better. A review like this is why I read your reviews. This is what separates you from the other critics. Reminds me of your Battlefield Earth review. I will say though that sometimes I get bored by the what you did before seeing the movie sections of some of your reviews, but I can deal with it as long as you start pumping out more strange analogies.

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I dare you to actually write an objective review on a film, i dunno, say like a real writer would! Quit the name dropping. That review in EW pretty much sums up my opinion of you. I mean, are you retards offended or something? Who gives a rats ass about spelling? Who gives a rats ass about language? Does the word "banned" mean anything to either of you? When one watches a Michael Bay Motion Picture you get the sensation that Bay knows how to fuck ass better than any director in the biz. His films pummel you with brute masquline strength. Your anus opens wide and then tightens when the full force and width of his celluloid assault masterfully pounds you into submission.

With each over the top moment quick cut edit and throbbing musical movement makes you his willing bitch. You want to turn around and gaze in awe at the genius that resides behind his enormous and knowing eyes. But as you do he quickly slaps you in the back of your head forcing you to stare directly ahead and away form his brilliant supper nova like talent. And he pounds you more and enters you ever deeper he is like a thermobaric bomb detonating in your ass. You want to stare at his glory..

Do you know what machismo means? My definition of machismo is a big fat bald ugly looking gorilla smellin and has a third inverted nipple with buffalo balls growing out of the back of his neck named Harry. Man that was a cool review Harry. Blade 2 looks like the shit! Well Harry you have just confirmed that you are the wierdest, most fucked up , and coolest critic out there. And that why we love ya. Keep up the good work. BUT not an intentional miss, at least not yet. I have been waiting for this movie since the VERY first rumors surfaced and to not be able to see it in all its glory makes me want to puke.

I know no one out there can change this fate, anyone? Speaking of Hellboy, didja know a role-playing game was going to come out soon? Showing its stuffings, so to say. This movie started off good. It was so good it felt like a hot girl pulled down my pants, got down on her knees and pleasured me. It felt,I mean it was, so good. Now then,as the movie went along,the chemistry between Crowe and Jennifer Connelly kept the movie moving strong. It was so good,it was like being at an orgy. An all nude,supermodel filled orgy where the supermodels were doing it with each other.

Wow was that a stupid review. At least Moriarty is still on the ball. Just want to clear that up! And to think I was going to buy your book Come on, your a semi-celebrity now. At least your description of the act might be based on experience rather that what you masterbate to Am I offended by this review One thing that has always turned me off about this site is the inability for individuals to write reviews without cussing like drunken sailors. I stopped thinking swearing was cool in high school, Harry.

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You know, you have this blue box to the right here talking about your God-like power to delete people for being "jerkwad losers" Films are amazing creations of a persons imagination, and I love a great film as much as the next fan - but your oral sex analogy is off the page ridiculous. Sorry, man, this is demanding too much. March 19, , I agree with Harry. This movie does suck.

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I think most of the talkbacks miss his point. Harry likes his friend too much to just say the film sucked. So instead he went on this pornographic analogy to make the point. The whole review can be translated into "This movie sucked so bad I had to eat five tubs of buttered popcorn to get through it. I was so distressed at how my friend had made such a terrible movie that I began choking on the little kernels and Patch had to beat on me while Saffron performed the Heimlich.

March 19, , 1 a. I just wanted to acknowledge that the "what Upcomigmovies. Anyway, if I was supposed to be flattered by the mimickry, I was. Of course, teasers are designed to wow you. They tease you into thinking an ultimately unsatisfying movie is worth working an hour or three of your day job for. I must be feeling generous today. Or maybe I just figure getting some of my own writing out here on a well-trafficked TalkBack will win over a few more fans to a site I love working on.

Geez, that sounds so contrived. Five years later in this crazy Internet business, and all of it still amazes me. What a small world this has become. To be reading something you think you have no relation to, and see yourself mentioned, and to be so amazed, you just have to respond. And a few hundred words later, here I am. March 19, , 1: Having barely recovered from the shudders of ecstasy the Blade 2 premiere has brought me to, this review was a nice attempt to try to get me there again, but Guillermo has spoiled me for anyone else Harry.

Your review is like a well placed clue in a thriller and as soon as the unbelievers see this film they will understand, go ahh, and layback and enjoy. March 19, , 2: Accidentally set the house on fire and went down with it. And whoever said TalkBackers have the power and not Harry Or at least some means of keeping on the pulse of Hollywood. Moreso that all you asses. Why do you all come here if you hate it so much anyway? The man gave you plenty of warning, and you know he does sick shit like this most of the time.

You complaining babies are either mongoloid idiots or annoying masochists. Go away and leave the fun people alone. My favorite talkback ever was for a cool news post two years ago about a possible Transformers movie. Everyone just seemed to band together with love for that project. There were even some talkbackers that were setting up trades of taped episodes of the tv series. Reading through a talkback like this one just makes me long for times when geeks have all been on the same page about a project.

I miss the happy times, guys. March 19, , 4: It involved a BMW-commercial-style long shot of two cars racing each other down a long country road like the Autobahn, perhaps, then a tree crashes down on the road in front of them, and instead of swerving or crashing into it, the two cars immediately transform into their robot "selves", hop over the thing, run a few more steps, then transform back into cars and race past the camera.

I still think that is one hell of a clever idea. March 19, , 5: It certainly has balls all to do with Blade 2, but Ambrose just got me thinking about it. Back in the days before my name graduated to the iconic, all-caps presentation it now enjoys March 19, , 6: This review, if you want to call it that, was really in poor taste.

Have a good day then, I suppose. It was a sweet idea. We have new Star Wars and Lord of the Rings movies. Whereas Harold just comes across like a dirty pervert,the sort of person who really would spack themselves off in a cinema. Anyway Blade 2 sounds good,however i lack excitment,the fat bugger stole it all with that Episode 2 review. March 19, , 7: I come here to read reviews that are not transcribed from press kits.

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Harry is unabashed and unapologetic in his running of the site as an outlet for his passion for film, sometimes his passion is, well, extreme but hey he at least writes an intresting review. March 19, , 8: AICN is going downhill. March 19, , 9: I think Harry should leave the sex stuff out and give us the real meat: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone at this page is now dumber for having read it.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. This review is simply disturbing. This is hands down the worst review I have ever read for a film. What are you becoming, Harry? It seems like you are allowing yourself to be sucked in. I think you need to watch Almost Famous a few more times.

Harry, you are a fucking disgusting and infantile frat-boy pig.

Do us a favor, take ten bucks outta your promotional miscellaneous expenses purse and get a whore to give you a blowjob, ferfucksake. Save us all the embarrassment and pay for a hooker, okay? I was already anxious to see this flick, but now I am totally psyched! What matters is, is the movie more fun, more entertaining with him? If so, then just enjoy and shut yer fuckin pie hole! Anyway, I have loved Blade from the first moment, and have awaited this sequel with great anticipation.

I am thrilled that the first reviews I have seen are so extraordinarily positive. See ya in "the front row"!!! I think Harry wants a vagina, and he wants Del Toro to eat him out. What a fucking loser. The firste ammendment as it stands in the United States is worded in such a way that the government cannot sponsor a law that will restrict the right of any individual to say what they like. I am not offended by this review, I am sickened by it. I am sickened because people think this is daring or this is cutting edge. Sorry, Harry, leave stream of consciousness stuff to those who have the mental capacity for it and the ability to reference outside of movies, sex or the famous people they know!

BTW, and you called me fucking retarded, thanks! Your opinion now means so much after this review! Not that this site ever had anything approaching journalistic integrity, but um This is sad even for this dirt rag. Other than a couple of very freaky and visually interesting scenes -- namely the opening disco-turned-vampire-bloodbath and the vampire-execution-at-daybreak scenes -- I felt that Blade was a pretty mediocre movie at best.

Hearing one big fat guy talk about another big fat guy eating pussy That was the most insanely idiotic review I have ever read. We are al dumber for having read it. Harry is awarded no points and may God have mercy on his soul. And you know something else? Someone brought up half a good point earlier. If Kevin Smith had written this, you would all be creaming over it like it was an original copy of the Gospel. Harry probably gets more of it than any of YOU have in recent months.

Harry has gotten ahead. Harry, write whatever the fuck you want, man. Maybe they can speed up the film during the car scenes like they did in the first blade movie so it looks like the old batman tv shows. Did any of you notices that? All I read was a weak attempt at humor or porn I couldnt tell which. Reviews like this one are why I love Harry and why this is one of my favorite sites.

If this totally inoffensive, but funny as hell review offends you, you should be getting your movie news from Zap2it. Keep up the good work, Harry. Ignore the player-hating little kids who look for any excuse to bust your balls. We grown-ups love it. As Guillermo essentially said at the premiere which I attended , he set out to make a movie that was "fun. The script was weak and full of holes, and there was not a single character that you could relate to, or even sympathize with.

Del Toro can certainly do action, and do it well, coupled with some incredible visuals and colors, but I like his "quiet" horror way better. March 19, , 3: If you write a nice, polite article asking everyone to let Harry run his site his way and point out the blatant envy and hypocrisy evident in the posts that blast him Why are YOU here if you find Harry so disgusting? This should be fascinating. And why was my previous TB removed? Its not as if I said said anything remotely as bad as whats already out there. Just its not big, its not clever, and its not hard.

Bring it on, folks. How the fuck can you call that incoherent and immature babbling a review of Blade 2?! Your opinion on the film? Where were ANY of these staples of movie reviews?! Plus, how can you even compare the amazing act of giving oral sex to a woman with watching a fucking movie yeah, even Blade 2.

Geez, get a life, you tubby bitch I mean come on, I doubt the guy knows what "pussy" and what a marvelously 12 year old word that is either smells or feels like, let alone that he has any idea about "going down" Does anyone really want to see this kind of shit on tv spewing from his face in technicolor?

I just want to know what makes this review worth reading. Because its different than any other review? Because it dares to get raunchy? Because it was completely unexpected, and therefore should be praised? I read part of it because I read most of the articles posted on the site. I did stop after the second paragraph. Wow, I mean WOW! Hubby has been yowling about this site for weeks now and sent me the link to this generously labelled review this morning. It is just sad and pathetic to obfuscate any possible information or opinions about an upcoming movie with pretentious and trite sexual analogies.

Enduring this pre-pubescent drivel thinly masked as a movie review has decreased my desire for both the film in question and pornography for at least a few weeks. If by some bizarre twist of fate the sexual invocations described here really are part and parcel of the Blade II experience then when I do experience them it will only be diminished and polluted by these barely coherent rambling unfortunately stuck now in the neurotransmitters of my brain cells.

This hawking gobshite has sprained my libido for at least a fortnight. Would one female of the species please make the ultimate sacrifice and fuck this geekboy virgin before he explodes into one big smelly pile of jizz. Excuse me, but "screeds" and "obfuscate? That review was excellent: If you prefer that a review not use sexual descriptions read Roger Ebert, and you can also make fun of his weight while you are at it because that certainly is a valid criticism of a film review. No, it really is: That makes perfect sense. Also, to denounce someone because of what is essentially a stylistic choice: You may also want to travel back in time so that you can settle North America with the Puritans.

There were fewer interesting movie reviews then and you may be less offended. Think about the logic in that. Harry has no responsibility to you or the rest of us. You choose to come here. You choose to read the reviews. Popularity has nothing to do with it. If it did, I would have the right to demand forty dollars from Arnold Schwarzenegger, since I thought his last five flicks sucked. Okay, this is the kind of response I like to see. Measured, intelligent, good enough to almost shut me up. I think, EP, you misunderstand my point. Either that or I misrepresented it, which is entirely plausible given how pissed I was after reading the general response to the review.

Calling Harry a big fat, pathetic, starfucking virgin is unintelligent, not to mention hypocritical. If you hate him so much, stop patronizing his site. And actually, to all you who take so much energy and time and emotion to shout and scream and piss your pants about what Harry writes, just think about this - he probably just reads all your whiney little posts and laughs his ass off, then goes and looks at his bank account again. You do know that every time you come here, he makes money, right? As is this site. Man, I only visit this site now about once every few weeks, just to check up on the current state of decay of Harry and his site.

I think I need to cut back even further. Oh well, I guess this post may get me banned. Is this even worth debating about? I have one opinion, you have another. Neither of us are changing our minds. One thing is certain, however. If Harry has the right to post this review, we have the right to tell him whats wrong or right with it as consumers of his product. March 20, , 4: My previous post was a personal attack, my apologies Harry.

My young son and I enjoy your website and like to read about the reviews and comments from other fans. But this review about such a pornographic film is very disappointing to me. Plus such a dirty review format. We thought you were a christian Harry what happened to decency and values? Plese be careful in the future because young eyes are watching and respect you. Your their hero for Gods sake. There seems, particularly in talkback, a large number or twats that exist just to knock people for the sake of hearing their own self important opinions.

It smack of creatively frustrated jealous net nerds that wish their sad little fan sites to Star Wars were so popular. Why else the outpouring of hatred? If you are unoffended and think it is a bad review click on something else, why do you care. As I mentioned before, I come to this site to read reviews that are not transcribed from press kits. Or more particularly by the enthusiasm Harry displays for film, his passion for it which seems totally undiminished by the constant knocking of looses like the negative posters to this forum.

Frankly I applaud Harry who despite knowing better is still willing to go out on a limb and make a fool of himself. To SmackAttack, YOU should watch Almost Famous a few more times, I think the message of the movie was clearly that there is no journalistic integrity or distance possible when you are that close to your subject, so all you can do is write honestly about your experience of it, and Harry is the current king of gonzo journalism. If you are offended by the review, fuck off and go rent Mary Poppins and stop reading this site and reviews of R rated movies.

Here endith the lesson. Anyone that really knows how to eat pussy knows what Harry was going for here. March 20, , 5: In the beginning it was just some movie-geeks discussing film, but now there are all sorts of people here. Is that so hard to understand? This is a movie-geek site. And we love it! I think this whole debacle can be repaired if you agree to castration Harry. Does your father find you amusing? Harry, this is like no review I have ever read. I live by the words unorthadox but effective. This is unorthadox and nothing more.

You barely even spoke about the film. I hope Harry that you will re-review this film as this tells us next to nothing. This is like the Charlies Angels Cameron Diazs butt review.

Less sex and more reviewing please Harry. March 20, , 6: Harry, a good Christian fellow??? And honestly, I think, if Harry is the least bit Christian at all, he is a good one. So he explains the act of oral pleasure? It is forplay which is used in going forth and being fruitful, which Christians do promote, by the way. You should think about forgiving him for offending you March 20, , 7: March 20, , 8: March 20, , 9: First off, power to you for proving that, despite the fact that you use foul language and call people names, you can write a well thought out response.

My response to your question is simply that you can defend Harry all you like but try and defend this piece of rubbish review without resorting to those tactics. This was a brutal review that does nothing to make me want, or not want, to see the film. It has little to do with the graphic nature of the review but the fact that Harry hung on to a lousy metaphor and rode it through into a lousy review simply because I assume he thought it was cool.

It told us nothing of the movie, it told us very little about acting, and definitely very little about what he thought of the film. Mentally, it was a disgusting picture, yes, but my problem is that it was wholly unneccesary. And, for the record, my personal hero is Hunter Thompson so I do "get" sex, drugs, etc. March 20, , Here, it was just very smarmy. His writing is embarassing to even read. I felt like a total moron after reading it.

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You people that enjoy his writing need to read Kael or someone who can actually write a "real" review. That reviewer in EW is on the ball about him and this is only talkback where I am finding myself agree with everyone else about the subject in particular Harry; when the subject should be the movie.

March 20, , 1: Harry, if Del Toro is such a good friend of yours, why write such a childish, immature, and just plain embarassing review? This sort of writing should be left to Kevin Smith who can at least make it funny. March 20, , 2 p. The title says it all. I come on here to read reviews about movies, not to have a picture of Harry Knowles in my head performing oral pleasures on a woman I feel sick to my tummy.

Next time you post a review like this March 20, , 2: Was that "metaphor" supposed to be funny and cool? Are we supposed to now accept you as an adult who has sexual experience? Well maybe you did finally eat some pussy - who cares? What does it have to do with Blade 2? Your attempt at a witty review offered us no insight whatsoever into the fill, but rather your sexually repressed and simple-minded head.

I can honestly say that no film has come close to the act in comparison. And maybe you should take this criticsm from all of us Harry because this was an awful and pathetic review and you need to grow up and learn how to write something coherent. Did I like the review? Is it that big of a deal to me? Lots of fat guys get laid; this is a historically-proven fact. The fact that people have to harp almost entirely on that aspect demonstrates not only a lack of creativity, but the same lack of maturity that these people are applying to Harry, as well.

Why single Harry out? By the same token, though, find me a well-known and influential film critic who IS completely objective. So who gives a damn? And some of you apparent virgins may actually just be nonvirginal complete prudes, which is just sad. Kind of a chicken-and-egg thing, maybe.

But all those types mean exactly the same thing: Even if it was mostly intended to crack up your friend Guillermo and I bet it did , it covered what any review should. It was honest about your closeness to the filmmaker, then laid out heh, oops a pun in a colorful and effective metaphor how the flick succeeds via its pacing and teasing and payoff for the willing audience. All without dropping spoilers or rehashing the plot. But still, no movie is like sex. Some folks would fuck up a wet dream!

In my opinion, that is what a review should be about. But there are those windbags with low self esteem that have some pitiful belief that by having the "inside info" on a premiering flick makes them somebody. What qualifies that in making you significant? You need a reality check! And God have mercy on your soul if you do find it funny.

Harry let me first say that was possible the best review of a movie you liked ever. I really want to see this movie now. I think Harry wanted you to go out and experience it for yourselfs. Now after that review I will be first in line at my FREE navy theater to see the movie, plus I hope this kicks ass because when Weasley kicks ass good, oh my god, but when its hust ripped off ass kicking whatever that last one he did was , he sucks.

I just wanted to say: Hells yah I agree with your talk back, damn straight. Harry though give spoilers, but he tells you, and Harry is more of an after movie review reading because he wants people to disscuss it. Now sometimes he just wants you to see it like in this review, and other times he wants you to know not to waste your time. The only pussy you will ever eat will be cat food. March 21, , March 21, , 4: March 21, , 6: Whilst I can see the allusions Harry is trying to draw I should point out that you do not have a pussy, Harry, to be licked.

I think this was a fairly deliberate piece of literature designed to shock, which it obviously did to some people, so aim acheived Harry!

This style of article though has no real interest to me, lots of similes could have been used that were not so profane and possibly required more journalistic talent to attain. Did you get your Job on here as a favour, as it obviously had very little to do with your ability. Perhaps you were alluding to the seedy nature of the film and the obvious sexual nature of vampires, but I doubt it. Perhaps you should go back to english Harry because if you handed this in you know the mark you would get. So without further ado F off Harry. March 21, , 8: Harry have you actually ever had sex, no scrap that, have you even spoken to a woman?

The review was just shit, not funny, not clever, just crap. Get a life darling!! March 21, , 1: But now I feel sullied. So let me take a slower breath, and type better. Again, the scourge of the English language kicks in on the Internet, that being the fact that "you" works as both the singular and plural.

Makes it too easy both to make sweeping generalized statements, and to interpret all sweeping generalized statements as being directed personally towards oneself. I broadly addressed one of the trends of this TB, the one that annoyed me. Typical around here, doing that. Congratulations on being a d through z, and sorry for the confusion. To a few of the sorry bastards up there, I stand by what I said.

So, you 3 who addressed me directly: Shade -- hyuk, good one! CoolDan -- ya say cunnilingus is disgusting and perverted, eh. Yes, a graphic description of one the most intimate sexual acts may be jarring, but context and intent should be kept in mind. Looks like the metaphor itself was too distracting for some. The last thing sex should be is somber. Long ago when he was still mostly stand-up and gag-writing, an interviewer asked Woody Allen "Is sex dirty?

And "May God have mercy on [my] soul I certainly hope he will, but not necessarily cause of THIS. That would certainly be a surprising conversation at the Pearly Gates. And finally ebonic plague: Not as much as you imply, to be sure. Before I thought to post I sent her the link to this review, and for the record she did say "Oh NASTY," but she was laughing, too, and that made me happy.

But hell, how many do we know are women? Now, not just denied their usual fan-gasm, they were simultaneously faced with The review was pretty clear to me, and even lays out the performances of Snipes, Perlman, and Kris--economically, but effectively. He just writes like he talks. Abstractly, with di-i-istant barriers of taste. Has there been ONE talkbacker who railed against that? People with similar manners of talking, thinking, and sense of humor, especially if their work brings them in contact, usually become good friends.

Back when Pulp Fiction was brand new, he did an interview, they were in a restaurant and Q was eating a slice of peanut-butter pie. Ecstatic over the pie, he claimed "If Elvis ate peanuts and came, it would taste like this. I can see how he and Harry are friends. Now pretend Q wrote the review up there. There was a point?

No harm no foul, hope you feel the same. I dig yer style and look forward to conversations on other topics. This one though, for me, is all spent and flaccid. Way to go Harry! I guess your review proves that the answer is no. March 21, , 3: Apparently someone was SO offended by my first post that they wish me grievous bodily harm.

Thankfully it was just the one. Again, this person yelled at my sickening "logic. Is this a typical thing? Or should one just make sure to post earlier and get lost in the mob?

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Either way, pen pal, get some help. This review is so lame. Moriarty should start his own website and leave this juvenile crap behind. I saw the premier also. Guillermot does a fantastic job. I go see movies to have fun and this is all that and more. Much better than the first! March 22, , If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support?

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