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If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket. The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing? I think you need to take the day off.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing? After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. It took me ten minutes just to shuffle the cards for solitaire. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Why in the world would you need to borrow?
I can't work in the dark. A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened? A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party.
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer. Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer.
Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. Finding clean jokes for your office pleasure can be a bit difficult. However, there are several top clean jokes out there. One-liners are a classic in a business setting. Therefore, finding a jewel like this listed on several top sites, including Reader's Digest , isn't surprising.
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While business loans aren't generally funny, this top business joke from OnDeck will make you chuckle. Business jokes aren't just for adults.
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