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Get fast, free shipping with Amazon Prime. Get to Know Us. Important Declaration and Clarification: Nicolas Sarkozy , was born in He grew up in a wealthy neighborhood of the Paris Suburbs. However, as his father had left his mother without any financial help, Sarkozy grew up in a family of limited means. He studied to be a lawyer and for many years he practiced law.

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The recent good news from the French Presidential Quarters is that Carla Bruni when spotted with a baby bump , announced that she was pregnant. A caricaturist thrives on abnormalities. A whole week without a new post. You know that your dear caricaturist would never ever let you down, unless she was called away for a greater purpose — OR unless an unexpected, uncontrollable event took place. It happened on the 8th of May, So I decided to make myself a hot cup of tea. Imagine my surprise when I realized that I had run out of tea-leaves — an organized, methodical person like me, who uses innumerable diaries, post-its, and other data-capture devices to keep a tab on everything that has a tendency to vanish.

Worse, I expected to hit the bottom anytime…in other words, I knew that death was imminent. In fact, it was at that point that I fainted. When I opened my eyes, I was lying on a straw-mat in a cave. Two cavemen, three cave-women, and about a dozen cave-kids were gathered around me. I tried asking them where I was.

The good news was that those cave-kids were smart, so one of them picked up what appeared be a fruit of some sort. He used a stone-knife to cut it into two halves, and pointed to the center. So that was it. I had reached the Center of the Earth! After a lot of cajoling, the kids gave me a laptop that they had recovered from the stuff that kept coming through the man-hole, and I have managed to contact my family.

Message posted using the Laptop that the cavekids so kindly shared with me. The spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart. Democracy requires a belief in peace and in non-violence, the primary reason why India has been more successful with democracy despite being the most populated of all the nations that gained their independence in the twentieth century, and despite having been born in a sea of blood.

We will know in a few years. Right now it appears to be a time to celebrate. What did I say? He received his elementary education in a madarsa. When he grew up, he joined the military academy of Libya and graduated in Others who helped him overthrow the monarchy became subservient to him — thus began the reign of Gaddafi. Gaddafi has eight children — 7 male!

It began in February Inspired by the Tunisian protests …as it happened elsewhere in the middle-east. Despite the continuing battle between the Army and the Civilians, and despite the intervention of the international community, Muammar Gaddafi has refused to let go of Libya. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades. Ever wonder what the interview process for recruitment of his body-guards must include?

Watch the Crazy Gadhafi slideshow here, and … design a Gaddafi Costume for your next Halloween party! Folks, I am sorry but I have to leave. He handed me the gilded wedding invitation, and apologized for the delay. According to him, first he was held up by the Taliban in the AfPak region, who mistook him for a possible Jackpot read: They released him last week, after realizing that he was just an innocent messenger.

I am making this post from the special jet that the Queen chartered for me. I extend an open invitation to the entire royal family to stay in my humble abode whenever they visit Delhi. Have to stop now. Had you fooled, Didn't I? Dali is my Guru of the future. He is the man who makes me understand the force that drives the loaded ones to part with their money.

Salvador Dali was born in Catalonia, Spain. That Dali became a surrealist should come as no surprise to us as his parents made him believe that he was a reincarnation of his older brother, also called Salvador. No wonder he grew up with his realities mixed up. Anyway, the point is that his aberrations became clear from the very beginning as the reincarnated Salvador began to display artistic tendencies at a very tender age.

Unfortunately in , when Dali was just 17, she died. Dali worked in Spain until , when he moved to America.

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He later returned to Spain in and spent his remaining years there. It is said when Dali was in his late seventies, his Russian wife who was 10 years his senior had gone senile and she fed Dali something that made Dali lose his ability to paint. Still Dali loved her and when Gala his wife died in , he attempted suicide. In , when Dali was 86, he finally crossed over into the world of his paintings! In , an year-old Dali who was thinner than a stick, discovered the essence of being a great artist. He developed a persona that would convert Dali himself into a master-piece.

He used to dress up in a style fashionable about half-a-century before his time, and a young barely-out-of-his-teens Dali was already beginning to push his eyes out of their sockets. What I really find interesting is the fact that Salvador Dali was kicked out from his art-school because he felt that none of the teachers were competent enough to examine him. But the closer I get to my goal, the further Salvador Dali drifts away from me.

He painted about paintings. Use the following links to enter his world Warning: He then moved into surrealism but stayed with painting. Later in his life, he began experimenting with the photographic method and the content of his artwork became more science-oriented. The fact that he was an artist extraordinaire automatically qualifies him for receiving at least one Mental Illness Award.

So, what did he suffer from? Dali was an exceptionally intelligent, street-smart man, who was also highly skilled in using the brush. Thus, he was unlike other artists. I believe that he could have excelled as a politician, a doctor, an engineer, a photographer, a cook…I guess he could have been whatever he wanted to. He however, wanted to be an artist — and he was smart enough to know how to become famous as an artist.

So he swam against the current, and he made the fact known, even if he had to scream it out in your face. Note that he had begun to develop his persona much before he became renowned for his art. Also note that most of his artworks generated a lot of criticism in terms of multiple interpretations — thus, he was completely aware of the fact that criticism of a certain kind leads to promotion.

He ensured that his personality synchronized with his quirky artwork. Hussain , but for his skill with the brush. Dali was an artist who could call his brush to do his bidding. Unlike others who have successfully peddled abstract art that made you wonder if your three-year old could do a better job, Dali makes you think that if the artist of his caliber tossed those objects around on the canvas, he must surely have had a reason to do so.

At about 2 AM, I woke up…bathed in cold sweat, with my throat so parched that I could barely speak, let alone scream. He was wearing his toga and looking as charismatic as ever. I had been chosen to be his ghost-writer. Caesar knew that many Romans were plotting to have him assassinated, and he was dictating me something on this topic, when I heard hurried yet hushed footsteps behind me. From the corner of my eye, I saw Mark Antony hurrying behind us. He looked worried and I knew that he wanted to say something important.

Suddenly I saw him raise his index finger to his throat. Before I could understand what it all meant, Caesar asked me if I were listening, and I had to turn my attention to my notes. I wrote as we walked. A difficult feat indeed. We must have presented quite a picture. Caesar in the front, followed by me hurrying along to be on his side, and the ink-bearer behind me hurrying along to be on my side. I looked around, but I could see him no more. I could see many other Roman Senators because we had almost reached the theater, the arena in which the Roman political games took place.

I was not allowed any further, because the proceedings of the Senate were not for me to record. Caesar stopped and looked into my eyes. Have you checked on that lazy artist who was commissioned to do my portrait for the cover-page? I had checked, and our Caesar was looking terribly handsome in it. I nodded my head and told him that it was ready. He then turned, climbed the steps and disappeared inside the Theater of Pompey.

Something had gone wrong. The senators were always noisy, but the scream sounded ominous, and the voice that screamed sounded like it belonged to…Caesar. I turned to see Mark Antony — his eyes accusing me of something. And then it all fell in place with a deafening crash.

The gesture that he had made with his index finger flashed in front of my eyes…he had asked me to warn Caesar. But what was done was done. He had an unfulfilled wish. As the Rambo -lookalike who could empty ten rounds into his own chest, and still walk away! Charlie began to feel the pressure and the heat and the computer of his mind began to throw error-messages yep! Everyone attributed his behavior to his many addictions and their after-effects. Then they could take it no more. Remember Charlie Sheen wins here and he wins there!

Some of you must be wondering who this guy is, and why should he be found on my blog. Check out my bloated head too. Charlie Sheen is known for his exceptional acting talent. He is an addict! Addicted to what, you may ask. Charlie is addicted to youth.

When he was a child, he was blessed with eternal youth, or so he was told. When he grew up, he thought that he was going to be forever young, and so he wasted his youth chasing women of loose morals in his inebriated, drugged state. When he realized the truth, it was too late…and this made him really-charlie angry. He also has five children. Sheen is known for abusing women including his wives. He once shot his girlfriend in her arm, after which she dumped him. It goes to prove that Sheen prefers to date women who are smarter than him.

Other than his near-obsession with women and sex, he is also known for drug and alcohol abuse. For one whole year, he stayed clean, and then he threw a party! Well…you can guess what happened next. He began his career as a movie actor in In , Charlie rebooted his career with Television.

Once again Charlie won many awards for his performance.

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Believe it or not, before everything fell apart for him, Charlie asked for USD 3 Million per episode for Two and a Half Men, but his demand was refused. Follow him on Twitter here. ACD was a Scottish author and doctor. The world first made acquaintance with Mr.

You, Sir, have been scampering through the drains of London. You are here to consult me on a matter that concerns you deeply. Goodman… or is my reasoning fallacious, Mr. Did Sherlock Holmes have a family? Doyle refrained from staining the personality of his objective, no-nonsense hero by talking about his family. Did Sherlock Holmes ever fall in love? Otherwise, Sherlock Holmes was interested in women only when they brought him his cases.

Everyone gets depressed once in a while and the durations vary. Then she would be the happiest person in the whole house. And the stories had an even greater impact. Back then, the only people in San Francisco were the handful of hard-working sailors who ferried animal hides around the continent. And their life was still hard, even on Christmas Day! This day was Christmas; and as it rained all day long, and there were no hides to take in, and nothing especial to do, the captain gave us a holiday, the first we had had since leaving Boston, and plum duff for dinner.

The Russian brig, following the Old Style, had celebrated their Christmas eleven days before; when they had a grand blow-out and as our men said drank, in the forecastle, a barrel of gin, ate up a bag of tallow, and made a soup of the skin…. This was 13 years before California became a state, and it was a special experience to read this book more than years later. While young Richard Henry Dana was traveling in what was then a foreign land, he seems lonely but intrigued, which gave him a special willingness to share his sincere human reactions with a touching humility.

I love how the Kindle can connect you to different people in different places, and even from different times. And maybe that feeling is even more special on Christmas Day, because it reminds you of the grand traditions that have been handed down for centuries, and the universal feelings behind it. Try the pioneering gothic fiction from American horror author Edgar Allan Poe including many free editions of his scariest stories.

And this Halloween, in a dark corner of the Kindle Store, you can also find free editions of Frankenstein and Dracula.

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Household Tales by the Brothers Grimm is a free ebook that collects over gnarly pieces of authentic folklore that the two brothers had carefully collected over their lifetime. Surprisingly, there is a happy ending, but the twists along the way are pretty hair-raising….

Playboy magazine is re-publishing their interview with a young Jon Stewart I was surprised by the big reaction last week to my post about political ebooks for the Kindle. Best of all, you can read the complete text of each interview for just 99 cents in a special anniversary edition.

To browser the complete selection, just point your browser to this special shortcut — tinyurl. President Kennedy appointed Newton N. Their book is must reading for anyone who wants to understand how to ensure that comes about. The classic situation comedy followed seven silly castaways who were shipwrecked on a deserted island — and in honor of the FCC commissioner, he nicknamed their boat the S.

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But this year, at least some of the action found its way onto the Kindle. But for this book, the team will actually be writing at stops along the campaign trail while also crunching lots of data about everything from polls to the economy and even political ad spending. Which presidential candidate is selling more copies of their latest book? Democrat Joe Biden published Promises to Keep: Just two weeks, Stephen Colbert published a new funny political book called America Again: But ironically, the 2 best-selling book on the conservative list was written more than 50 years ago.

Amazon made another big announcement on Thursday. You can browse the complect selection of available Kindle Serials at tinyurl. To celebrate, Amazon is releasing free editions of two famous 19th-century novels that were both originally published in a serialized format in monthly magazines. Long before the advent of digital publishing, great writers like Charles Dickens wrote many of their works serially, a practice that offered a particular rhythm, often punctuated by cliffhangers to keep readers looking forward to the next episode….

My girlfriend reads on her Kindle a lot — and it lead us to a very funny conversation about ebooks. As we laughed and laughed, and enjoyed a spontaneous moment somewhere in the 21st century, it made me think about the way that we read books now. It was sometime after midnight, and I was exhausted as I crawled into bed. But that obviously still left me with a lot of unanswered questions. Before I drifted off the sleep, I still wanted one last piece of conversation. She had a little trouble even remembering where to look for the title on her Kindle, but she finally found it at the top of the screen.

It was like we were both considering how little the title really told me. In the friendly silence, it was begging for a wise-crack. And then finally, I broke the silence. It was quiet for a second — until we both busted up laughing. And then we laughed at how hard we were laughing. And then I tried to milk the joke even further.

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It was called… Coverlet. The Kindle delivers an endless supply of new stories, in some kind of science-fiction future where novels are free. To be fair, my girlfriend really enjoyed the book — and other reviewers on Amazon seemed to agree. I was so excited that I let my daughter read the chapters as I finished them… The characters are quirky, well-developed, and loveable.

Last month, a fascinating exhibit opened at the Library of Congress. The list is available online, along with a thoughtful explanation for each of the selections. Billington, the official Librarian of the U. He added a hope that Americans would read these books and have conversations about them. Sure enough, soon blogs around the web were weighing in with their thoughts.

By recognizing that everyone has their own story — their own personal memories of books that had changed their life. Benjamin Franklin himself formed the first public library in America, specifically because he believed that simply having books available could improve the lives of the people around him. Beecher and Harriet Beecher Stowe I actually met Susie Bright once through a friend of a friend. So I have to admit I was touched when I read this plea on her personal blog.

But I think my all-time favorite story is about the time she turned up in some political coverage in Rolling Stone magazine. The new year always gives me a special feeling, as I think about how the last year is gone forever, and remember all those charming moments that are slowly falling away. Mark Twain once co-authored a play with a forgotten writer named Bret Harte.

Their legendary meeting was even depicted in an advertisement for Old Crow whiskey above. Biography of Mark Twain by his executor as a free Kindle ebook. Before his death, year-old Dickens had sent a letter inviting Bret Harte for a visit in England. But Harte never really achieved a hallowed place at the top of the literary canon. I felt like I was holding history in my hand. More than a century later, my local librarians had tagged this ancient book with an RFID chip so you could check it out automatically just by running it across a scanner.

The book helped to popularize these traditions, though ironically, the story was immediately pirated after Dickens published it, and he realized almost no profits from the story himself! Are you feeling the holiday spirit? Every year I like to stuff my Kindle full of Christmas mp3s and Christmas ebooks.

O Little Town by Don Reid. A Dixie Christmas by Sandra Hill. A Charlie Brown Christmas was partly inspired by this fairy tale. And all of them start with TinyURL. And of course, the other side of the page also shows the best-selling ebooks which are not free… tinyurl.

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