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I took out my phone. I glanced at Harvey. His eyelids were shut tight. The monkey ran across the garden, getting right down to business. He grabbed a small ceramic robin painted red-orange, grey, brown and white like a real robin and stuck it in his little sack. He grabbed up a cast-iron rabbit but quickly dropped it, and it landed on its side in the grass.
It must have been too heavy. Things made sense now regarding what was taken and what was not. He picked up a small ceramic lizard covered with multi-coloured mosaics. He turned it over in his paw, gazing at the gleaming colours on it then slipped it in the sack.
The dog slept on, eyes tight shut, and snoring away peacefully. I took more photos. The little thief dropped onto the patio floor in front of Harvey, and walking upright, danced and swaggered his way across the grass to his bag of loot.
His chin rose high as he stuffed one last treat into his mouth. His tail waved slowly back and forth above his head as though it were an arm waving a lazy goodbye to Harvey.
He grabbed his sack, nimbly climbed the garden fence, and leapt for the branch with his long, brown tail. Then he disappeared back into the foliage. I scrambled out from my hiding place and ran to the garden fence just in time to see him slipping down the far side of the tree with his bag of loot over his shoulder. Harvey continued sleeping as I slipped down the side of Mrs. I dashed onto the street to catch sight of a brown, bushy tail disappearing under a parked car. I dropped onto my knees. The monkey slipped out the other side of the car and stood up in the road. I poked my head round the side of the car to see him glancing from right to left then right again.
The road empty, he dashed over, the bag of loot bouncing about on his back. I ran over, ducking behind a parked car. I saw him flip the handle of a garden gate, slip inside and close it behind him. When I reached the gate, there was no sign of him. I went in, and sneaked round the side of the house. The monkey was at the bottom of the garden, crouching over a wooden box into which he was emptying his stolen goods.
I hid behind a large bin, and whipped out my phone. Soon he threw the empty sack in the box, dropped the lid and ran up the garden to the kitchen door. Jumping up on a flowerpot, he pulled the door handle down and pushed inward, opening the door.
Once inside, he closed it behind him. I moved out into the garden and crouched down behind a plastic chair. Through the lower glass pane of the kitchen door, I saw the monkey drag a stool across the floor up to the door. He leapt onto the stool with a key in his hand, and stuck it in the lock. I heard the key turning.
The monkey was hidden from view behind the plants. He quickly gave up and stood facing it, scratching his head. Then its eyes lingered on the bush behind which I was hiding. Charlie was unhappy in a cage and lost weight and might have died. I scratched the side of my head. Stop talking to me!
He pulled out the key, leapt down off the stool, and disappeared. After a moment, he reappeared and dragged the stool right away from the door.
Then I saw no more of him. I scratched the side of my head. What was I to make of this little thief? Apart from his acrobatics, everything about his behaviour seemed so cunning and sly like a human thief. How had he learnt these things? None of my experience with crime detection had prepared me for this. A boy was coming along. I thought he was going to walk past the house but he came straight at me.
I moved aside and watched him go through the gate. This boy had black eyebrows and long eyelashes and both shot up at my question. He gazed at me cautiously through large, brown eyes before nodding. His face was thin and milk-white in colour. He was smaller than me with narrow shoulders and thin arms.
He threw his hands over his face and shook his head slowly. He threw his hands back over his face and nodded quickly. Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball. This episode aired only once and was replaced with the "Orthodontic Police" episode. While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.
Chicken receives a credit card which only has 25 cents worth of credit inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum. While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow.
Mom and Dad take her to a doctor the Red Guy , and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow's stomachs. Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully. A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased. Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark.
So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax the Red Guy to solve the problem. Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney the Red Guy under their wing. A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow. Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken's name.
Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it "unless he was the last man on Earth". He attempts to lure the entire world's population excluding Cow into a free trailer. David Feiss and Michael Ryan.
Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got. Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken. Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.
Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken. While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts. Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him. Cow and Chicken's anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. When she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow's misguided actions.
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Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl. Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath. While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow's visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying. Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.
E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen. Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad.
When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a Chocolate test, which the class thoroughly enjoyed. Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions. The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself. After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.
Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world's problems lie in puppets. Chicken's wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking although the truck driver was at fault when Cow refuses to clear his name.
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Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they've had together, even with help from the Red Guy. The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed. Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie. After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it.
She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with. Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.