One Liner Jokes: The Ultimate Book: Funny One Liner Jokes (Jokes for Kids Book 4)
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This jokes book is different! Buying this humor book you will get: So the whole family may have fun! This is no-brainer, really! This book is free of racism. I support LGBT community, because love is love. I love all people in the world and I want to make you laugh and smile! This is my ultimate goal and I did not mean to insult anyone. So relax, take it easy and enjoy this humor book! Buy this funny book NOW and roll on the floor laughing! Kindle Edition , pages. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Best Jokes , please sign up.
A sample joke, pls? See 1 question about Best Jokes…. Lists with This Book. This book is not yet featured on Listopia. Dec 22, Harsh Kumar rated it it was ok. But I am sure the writer can do better. Some jokes were funny. Made me giggle a few times. Maybe a laugh once or twice.
There are many more humourous books to read so I am sure one will not waste one's time reading this though a good way to kill time reading these jokes.
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Aug 21, Prashantgulia rated it it was ok. Copy paste Firstly, there were a few typos in the book. Now, on to the jokes. Although there were a few good jokes and some really intelligent ones but most were the ones that I had read earlier on the internet. Most weren't even funny but were more like ones that make you go "yeah It was definitely worth a read especially since it was free but don't expect much.
Sep 04, Brandon Leja rated it did not like it. Barely mildly entertaining I hardly cracked smile this whole book, kept reading to hopefully find some good jokes but to no avail. There's way better ones out than this, luckily the book is short. Jun 12, Bettye McKee rated it really liked it. Actually, I didn't count them, but I can't believe I read jokes and one-liners and didn't laugh once.
Shaw for putting them together, but I'm still searching for hilarious. Nov 25, Manoj Varma rated it it was amazing. A good laugh Some of the jokes were really good and can be used. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? About a buck an ear. What did one volcano say to the other?
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What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me! What kind of bird is always depressed? What musical instrument is always in the bathroom? Why did the little girl bring a ladder to school? She thought she was ready for high school. Where do pencils like to vacation? He had no body to dance with. What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn! What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers. Why did the banana go to the doctor? What did the puppy say when he sat on sandpaper?
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch. What kind of award did the dentist get? Why do bees have such sticky hair? Because they love their honeycomb. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.
What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross? What do lawyers wear to court? What kind of hair do oceans have? It ran out of juice. Why is a fish so easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales. Why did little Will throw the clock out the window? He really wanted to see time fly. What do you call a bear with no teeth? How do you talk to a giant? Where do cows go for entertainment? What do you call a sleeping bull? What does a farmer call a cow that has no milk? How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you! Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What type of markets do dogs hate? What do you get from an over-coddled cow? What kind of fish will only swim at night? What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? What do you call a bear with no ears? What type of dog keeps the best time? How do rabbits travel? What kind of bird works at a construction site?
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